mickbrown

There you go - you'd be a natural.

Agreed, its ace - the fights always look brilliant but that may be just the way they are edited and use slow motion and stuff. Stallone is a knobber though.

That's the bloke - the one who was chasing his daughter around the dressing room after he lost

Red spanner - nearly worked - it rhymes

The little bloke who lost on Friday shot himself.

I once went to that one ran by the two old blokes round the back of the Blue Boar. He did the top, did the back and did the left hand side of my head. I'm sat there thinking," has he forgot the right hand side?, no bollox - he can't have". He then whips out his mirror and shows me. "Yeah that's fine thanks" - I ended up going home and finishing it off myself. I'm too polite for my own good.

My brother told me that his mate was a plumber and went to fix one of the sinks at that place that was above where Boydells used to be. They were busy and the barber said "Can you cut hair" The plumber said "I'll give it a go" and spent the rest of the day wielding a pair of scissors.

??3.50 - been DIY'ing for the past 10 years. Went to that Craig bloke once and he cut me a wedge thing without my consent or knowledge - had to get my mate to blend it in for me.

I'm from Protestant Scottish / Irish Catholic stock and I couldn't give two shits. It holds as much interest to me as the Darlington Sunday Pub League Division 5c (North) Over 35's championship.

We should do it then Nat should go to the palace and just as she's about to touch his shoulders with the sword, he should tell her to stick her knighthood up her over privileged parasitic arse.

I am Kloot - Gods and Monsters

Isn't that just outside Chorley?

Clint Boon is the man - of that there is no doubt.

Someone should show this to Wenger, Benitez, and that gobshite Souness. CHRIS COLEMAN has defended Wanderers' style of play and praised his counterpart Sam Allardyce just a day before his Fulham side travel up to the Reebok Stadium. The former Wales international went against the trend by claiming that Wanderers are 'now on the map' courtesy of Allardyce's stewardship. Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez recently joined the list of Premiership managers, which include Graeme Souness and Jose Mourinho, to slate Wanderers' tactics. But Coleman, whose outfit will be looking for a maximum in Lancashire to boost their survival hopes, has nothing but praise for his Wanderers counterpart. He said: "Look at where Sam has put Bolton - they're on the map now. I feel sorry for him. He's done a great job but because it's Sam Allardyce and Bolton he gets a bit of stick for the way they play. "But what do people want? He hasn't got the club into top six by spending ??30million on his squad. He's done it the hard way. People in this country like you to do well, but not too well. "Bolton play a certain style of football, but they don't just lump it. They're not like Wimbledon 15 years ago. They play in a certain style in defence and when they're in the opposition's half they change it around. "They have talented guys like Jay Jay Okocha, Ivan Campo and Gary Speed. They put the ball in certain areas where they think it will do the most damage, but when they get the chance to play they do that."

It wouldn't be as centre half I don't think. Reckon it would be in the Hierro / Campo role.

Last time I went to Amsterdam, I kipped in a spare parking space next to the Lada that 5 of us had lived in for 3 weeks round Europe. I wouldn't recommend it.

Eh? What's up with you?

The old chestnut I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy

So you're family are scouse / irish catholics, yet you are "wanderers top prod" and are apolitical with an Ulster flag as your piccie? Aye - crystal clear.

What's with the red hand gang flag then? its the flag of ulster How's that not political then? I'm dead confused now.

Apparently he's carrying a flag to hand to the Juventus supporters tonight. I can just see him now. "The thing is Guiseppe, I'm giving you this here flag, I'm doing your job for you. You could come a pick it up yourself, why should I give it to you? What you going to do for me?"

What's with the red hand gang flag then?

There you go then - that's left me looking like a dick then. #-o

No - post what you want - I'm just saying personally, Scottish football is a load of bollox, means absolutely feck all to me and if it wasn't for the sectarian malarky would you really give a shite? Are you Irish, Scottish or Dutch? If not , why the interest?