mickbrown

She blames it on eating too much pasta and salmon the night before. Reading between the lines, I fear she actually had a shit rather than a piss.

What? Its true - Arnhem was crawling with the SS.

My uncle is six feet under in Holland Casual 1690's mates got him at Arnhem - only 19.

So was mine - in 1945 - kicking the arses of those nice blokes in your avator

Because the choice of your avator shows you to be anything other than racist doesn't it?

2mrw = tomorrow Mickbrown - speaking the language of the kids, man.

Anyone who can shit themselves and keep running will do for me.

Well done young un.

1978 Pope died, Wales won the Grand Slam, Liverpool won the European Cup and I saw my first "front bottom"

Loyalist:One who remains loyal to legitimate sovereign etc., esp. in face of rebellion or usurpation. Well, as the Queen and her mob can kiss my nut brown ring, then I guess I ain't one.

You can bet your arse if we get 4th and Liverpool win the CL, we'll be down the road. The FA don't want little upstarts like us representing them abroad.

**Timidly raises hand at the back of the class** Please sir, I'm bored shitless with it as well.

There you go - you'd be a natural.

Agreed, its ace - the fights always look brilliant but that may be just the way they are edited and use slow motion and stuff. Stallone is a knobber though.

That's the bloke - the one who was chasing his daughter around the dressing room after he lost

Red spanner - nearly worked - it rhymes

The little bloke who lost on Friday shot himself.

I once went to that one ran by the two old blokes round the back of the Blue Boar. He did the top, did the back and did the left hand side of my head. I'm sat there thinking," has he forgot the right hand side?, no bollox - he can't have". He then whips out his mirror and shows me. "Yeah that's fine thanks" - I ended up going home and finishing it off myself. I'm too polite for my own good.

My brother told me that his mate was a plumber and went to fix one of the sinks at that place that was above where Boydells used to be. They were busy and the barber said "Can you cut hair" The plumber said "I'll give it a go" and spent the rest of the day wielding a pair of scissors.

??3.50 - been DIY'ing for the past 10 years. Went to that Craig bloke once and he cut me a wedge thing without my consent or knowledge - had to get my mate to blend it in for me.

I'm from Protestant Scottish / Irish Catholic stock and I couldn't give two shits. It holds as much interest to me as the Darlington Sunday Pub League Division 5c (North) Over 35's championship.

We should do it then Nat should go to the palace and just as she's about to touch his shoulders with the sword, he should tell her to stick her knighthood up her over privileged parasitic arse.

I am Kloot - Gods and Monsters

Isn't that just outside Chorley?

Clint Boon is the man - of that there is no doubt.