Spider

“….but you look like the lead character from a Woody Allen film about a down-on-his-luck actor working as a hot dog salesman in Manhattan”

Bolty said he’ll make you a trifle and deliver it on one of them funny little Matchbox bikes he likes to potter about on.

The 7 year itch would finally be over for Miami

As much as I want this current Tory mob out, I’m of the opinion that a complete wipeout would not be healthy for the country. They certainly need potting, but we need enough of them to form a decent opposition because Labour aren’t exactly the saviours we all need. I think a lot of folk who live politically in the middle feel the same and are going to hover over the ballot paper. I genuinely hope it’s not a Tory win, but also that they don’t end up with too few MP’s.

Widnes was always best on here after a skinful. Had visions of him sat in his apartment after 10 pints at the cattle market, sat naked on a leather wingback chair in nothing but a Fez and one sock, alternately updating a thread about goats on here and shouting obscenities out of his window at an empty street. Him and Youri were basically like a psychedelic Laurel and a hardy in their pomp

Chapeau, sir.

Crawley seems a trifle upset

Boris didn’t take his ID with him initially so was turned away at the polling station. It’s not like it was a law he introduced or anything.

Not yet. He’ll be on the ballot paper at the next election though. He’s all over Facebook like a rash all of a sudden. Gone from one half-arsed post about potholes every month, to an almost daily and increasingly earnest succession of posts where he’s basically begging for people to keep him in a job. Its pathetic. But if you dare ask him a question, he blocks you if he doesn’t like it. Just another quivering, dimple-chinned, irrelevant whopper who will be feathering his nest before he’s dumped on the reject pile within a year. Good riddance.

Yeah a load of beaky busybodies but they do their bit for the parish.

I’ve just been to vote. Tories haven’t even bothered putting a candidate up for Horwich council.

The new Fontaines DC song is fucking genius, lads

Those boats he mentions check the numbers. It’s an INVASION https://www.refugeecouncil.org.au/asylum-boats-statistics/2/

Pork markets

We should leave the EU and control immigration ourselves. I reckon that would solve the issue. Probably be loads of spare money for a load of new hospitals as well. About 39 of them at a rough guess.

They’re very similar to the Tories when it comes to being a laughing stock

Are they basically the Tory party in kilts? couldn’t manage a piss in the sea.

Now THAT is funny

Bloke who lives near us and I was on nodding terms with, had a couple of kids in my daughters primary school, hung himself last week. Just found out. Just a nice chap, and it would never ever occur that he’d do it. Apparently down to depression. 4 kids. Shakes you to the core. Horrible.

Complacency would be our biggest enemy. Hoping that last years defeat will still be fresh enough to keep them in the right frame of mind. We’re a better football team, just need to be mentally on it.

What’s that based on? “Influential” has an extremely broad meaning. No way are we ahead of Japan. Id certainly put Korea much higher than that as well. Influence these days comes through our phones and televisions. They make most of them. Theyre obviously not basing that list on the physical goods that we use daily.

Brexit should bring an end to that

5 pints of fosters

Come back up north. For £2k a month you can rent an entire street,

Boat folk have pretty much been in the news every day for about 6 years. It’s one of THE most discussed topics there is. To say the MSM ignore it is bordering on crankdom