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I just can’t see us losing. Everything is tilted in our favour. Which is why I’m sat here picturing those Tory yellow cunts leaping around Wembley with a 3-0 lead at 90 minutes. Im fucking furious and it’s STILL not saturday

2 goal winning margin for us. Goal in each half. Everyone immediately moaning that our squad needs 189472 replacements to survive. Love it.

Reminded of how Xmas Eve used to drag as a kid. Didn’t think I’d be this nervous/excited. Not been like this since the Rioch days.

Just got a horrid horrid feeling that VAR is going to fucking ruin the game and somehow fuck us over. i detest it

Stanmore car park occasionally fills up on the weekend. If you can’t get a space, drive down to Queensberry tube, always spaces there and it’s cheaper to park.

Working from home today. need a pooh already

I was winding you up lad tube is the option. Just follow the rest of the people, it’s a breeze

We’re all millionaires on here

Taxi ignore everyone saying how easy it is.

Brexit was supposed to improve things. As a bare minimum. It hasnt. Its indisputable. The ruddy of cheek are just living on the victory. The ramifications are utterly irrelevant. Victory. Victory. Victory.

Obsessed 😁

If someone came and took a load of your customers away, but replaced them with a new cover for your passport and a “Keep Calm and Carry On” poster with a picture of a spitfire in the background, would you just take it? Would you fuck. You’d bleat like a trapped lamb.

Brexit has been shit Let’s see if Labour can roll that particular turd in glitter.

The more they let in, the more they can blame them and the more they can use it as an election battleground. If they wanted to stop the boats they could do it tomorrow.

Starmer has killed his own aspirations to such a degree that he’s a millionaire

Like i say he abandoned ship, so it’s irrelevant anyway.

I think only Bolty and Diver are the ones left that would pin their blue flag to the mast regardless. Bolty doesn’t count because he abandoned ship, and I think Diver has run out of any arguments to defend them and taken his ball home. There are grown men in their 50’s, wearing Dryrobes and crocs whilst driving convertibles around retail parks who would still vote Tory even if Sunak spent several hours a day kicking Labrador puppies face first into a jet engine. It’s all about image, they feel untouchable because they have £250k mortgages.

The new Thatcher

It is I reckon it’s Andydee

Even Diver finally gave up trying to defend them, and he LOVES the Tories.

Wasn’t yougov owned by Nadim Zaharwi?

Jesus. police have to get involved. hope the cat recovers mate

No, because of complications with the voting, they’ve chosen to have it on 5 nights a week until Xmas. best leave your telly turned off

I’d dig up Helen Daniels corpse and bum that first for a go on Kylie