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Stumpier than a big bag of stump things!!!Agreed!!!!!

You've just said that!

Stamp on the bent bastards bollocks with ice skates!!A LOT!!

Dobbers!!Gas the lot of 'em!

Absolutely Pitiful!!The Asda bag blowing around the pitch just after half-time was more entertaining (I thought Nolan was back on).Piss Poor!!!!

It's a Seat.How can it possibly be for sale?

I was givin' me mam a backie to work at the time,so she was probably very proud indeed!

Fully agree with everything in this post!Just a bit worried that this is how the nazis slithered into power in 30's Germany.Having said that though we need to do something before its too late!

Tonto?

Don't mind 'em really.Only the other day I overtook some in the cycle lane on Moss Bank on my Raleigh Chopper.

Why would anyone want to ride round on a hairdryer/bean can?Give me a Sinclair C5 anyday.

I've heard excellent reports off everybody about Nam Ploy but piss poor reports about Mai Tai (especially the service).

All credit to the Munichs last night for "shovin' it up the eyeties" and showing the rest of europe the Bulldog Spirit.Eat Shit Johnny Foreigner.On a lighter note i'll go for the Big Merseyside Club.

Heskey the living stealing waste of space.He fell over the ball for cryin' out loud.That can not be classed as a goal.Sorry Nicky but i'd sooner they gave it to you.Could never beleive that clown Heskey ever got in the England set up (although i could see Mcclaren giving him a place).

Got a mate who supports quote "The Small Club" unquote(Nice one Rafa,that remark really got their backs up) and I will be absolutely over the moon if we win that one.Ideal result 2-0 and A.J. sent off for taking the p@ss.

What road gritters!Does she live in Blackburn!

I just hope they got that patronising fcuker Eamon Holmes!!

I'd like to practice some medical research of my own on his missus!!

LET'S DO THE INBREDS!!!!!WHHHUUUUURAAAAARGHHHHH!!!!!!!(HOPE THE LADS LOOK AT THIS SITE JUST AS THEY WALK ON)ANYTHING NIL WILL DO NICELY!I THANK YOOOOOOOO.

Can't you just picture this clown.Sat there with his "missus"in their best Pearly king & queen gear(we know which ones the queen)with a plate of Jellied Eels and a can of Fullers London Pride.Then it's off down the frog and toad for a good old "Cockernee knees Ap" watching Chas & Dave singing rabbit.Riveting!No wonder the southern jessie comes on here.

It said he had a virus at the start of the match.

Why in this day and age with all this "Modern Technology"can the BBC(sticks in my throat as i type it)not provide an alternative set of Northern Flat Cap & Ferret commentators so we don't have to listen to biased southern crap.Sky manage it with that fanzone whatchamacallit so why cant theB**(cant bring myself to utter it again)with their ridiculous licence fee.