juewanderer

Yeah it does

You'll admit to that on here, Russell . ::::

Boy in the bath with his mum. Boy says "whats that hairy thing mum?" mum replies "thats my sponge". "Oh yes" said the boy, "the baby sitter's got one, i've seen her washing dads face with it"

This is a good site for Bolton players past and present: http://www.sporting-heroes.net/football-he...n%20footballers.

Now that's more like it.

Video highlights here: http://www.101greatgoals.com/2009/04/hat-t...thriller-video/

Oh dear

Looks like he's getting better. http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2009/apr...tephen-hospital

I'm think it looks more like an endurance test than fun ::::

I agree about the parking, it was horrendous on Sunday ,i ended up parking on some off road track half a mile away. I think i may just give it a miss after all, it's sounding worse as the day goes on.

He has a psp, playstation 3 etc , he has completely lost interest in all of them. Couldn't get him to go on them if i tried,he's more into playing football than anything at the moment. He has done this sort of thing before and really enjoyed it. He has no fear whatsoever, which is a good thing. I've always known it as Rivvy in answer to your question.

Oh what's he like him. No problem i'll be good. :: :: ::

I was thinking of taking my lad to it, he saw it on Sunday and hasn't shut up about it since. Is it a full day of a job when you book on the course, No balls?

Thanks ,i'll bear that in mind. You can remove this if you want , i hadn't realised there was already a thread, whoops!

Come across it yesterday ,is it worth the money? Prices for adults from ?25 Children from ?20 http://www.goape.co.uk/days-out-in/lancash...gton/the-course

http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/news/drilldown/N...053.htmSPEARING STARS IN SEVEN-GOAL THRILLER Paul Hassall at The Halliwell Jones Stadium 20 April 2009 Jay Spearing grabbed a magnificent hat-trick as Liverpool Reserves crashed to a 4-3 defeat against Bolton Wanderers. The 20-year-old midfielder gave further evidence of his precocious talent with a superb first-half treble but it was not enough to move Gary Ablett's men off the foot of the Barclays Premier League North as the Trotters came from behind on now fewer than three occasions before snatching a winner two minutes from time. It means last season's champions remain rooted to the foot of the table with just two matches remaining. It was a hugely frustrating night for Ablett and co but there were still some positives to be taken from the display, with Spearing adding weight to his claims for more first-team involvement following his impressive cameo against Real Madrid in March. On evening bathed in warm sunshine, it had started so well for the home side too, when Spearing latched onto a well weighted pass and coolly slipped the ball beyond Ali Al Habsi on three minutes. It was a goal that seemed to leave the visitors in a daze and it could have got much worse for them soon after with Gerardo Bruna crashing a long range effort off the bar before Spearing drilled just wide of target. There was certainly a renewed sense of optimism in the Warrington air, but that would ultimately be short-lived as Ariza Makukula took advantage of a misplaced pass from Stephen Darby to power in on goal and clip a sublime finish beyond Martin Hansen to level. Fifteen minutes in and the game was now keenly poised. A corner from the right saw Godwin Antwi head just over while Andras Simon's clever one-two gave him a sight of goal but his effort failed to match the clever approach play. Liverpool continued to look the more likely and Al Habsi got down well to palm Dani Pacheco's low free-kick past the post. As the half wore on a Reds second looked more and more likely and it was no surprise when Spearing grabbed his second of the match on 26 minutes. The midfield dynamo orchestrated the move from the off, exchanging a series of passes with Victor Palsson and Pacheco before powering onto Nemeth's dummy and gleefully steering a low effort into the bottom corner. Such was Spearing's impact on the first 45 that he almost conjured a third with a delicious pass for Nemeth but the Hungarian took too long to compose himself and the chance went begging. It would be a miss that the hosts would later rue as the Trotters pulled level for a second time five minutes before the interval when Cohen nodded in a corner. Most supporters inside the Halliwell Jones Stadium would have assumed that would be the end of the scoring in the first-half, but Liverpool had other ideas. A surging move down the left saw Darby pick out Nemeth who appeared to be caught as he turned in the area. The referee pointed to the spot and up stepped Spearing to complete his hat-trick and cap a magnificent individual display. It had been a highly entertaining first period and the Reds looked to continue their attacking policy as the second 45 got underway, with Simon seeing two good efforts flash just wide. The away side looked most threatening from set pieces and could have drawn level on the hour mark but for the intervention of that man Spearing. Not content with putting the Bolton rearguard to the sword, the midfielder produced a goal-line clearance Jamie Carragher would have been proud of when he dived full-stretch to block Ebi Smolarek's shot after Martin Hansen was caught in no man's land after misreading a long ball. However, not even Spearing could prevent the visitors from drawing level for a third time on 65 minutes when a scramble in the Reds area saw Makukula hit the bar before bundling home from close range. Both sides then had chances to win it, but as the clock ticked down it was Bolton who snatched victory when Makukula seized on a defensive mix-up to claim both his hat-trick and the three points. Liverpool Reserves: Martin Hansen, Emmanuel Gomis Mendy, Stephen Darby, Mikel San Jose Dominguez, Godwin Antwi, Victor Palsson, Jay Spearing, Daniel Pacheco, Krisztian Nemeth (Ryan Crowther 65), Andras Simon (Vitor Flora 82), Gerardo Bruna (Gary Mackay-Steven 72). Unused subs: Dean Bouzanis, Robbie Threlfall. Bolton Wanderers Reserves: Ali Al Habsi, Nicky Hunt, Chris Stokes, Sebastien Puygrenier, Tom Eckersley, Michael O'Halloran (Sam Sheridan 46), Riga, Tamir Cohen, Ariza Makukula, Ebi Smolarek, Nathan Woolfe (Aaron Mooy 56). Unused subs: Rob Lainton, Rhys Bennett, Danny Ward.

Chinese Wedding Night A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin, and truth be told he's a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten." "I pomise you, I give you anyting you wan, I do anyting - juss anyting you wan, You juss ask. Whatchu wan?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls... numbaa 69." More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her... "You really wanting... Garric Chicken with Corrifrowa?"

This is what keeps wandering about here in Blackpool http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6031926,00.jpg I can't understand why men think it's alright to walk round with their backside hanging out

The following are all replies that Manchester women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "father's details;" or putting it another way.... Who's your Daddy? These are genuine extracts from the forms. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night. 2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 360 East Bolton Avenue where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks. 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced. 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virgin. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again. 6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country . Please advise. 7.Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time.... well, I don't have clue. 8. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro-Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom. 9. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Gordon Ramsey did a programme about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 56 Miller St , mine might have remained unfertilized. 10. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart. Yep, you guessed it right - you are all paying taxes to support these dimwits!!! Kind Regards, Maclearndon McKinley, Manchester - proud father of one twin.

Bolton museums can't even get our opposition right here: View of the FA Cup exhibitionIs there anything in particular that people from Bolton would enjoy about this exhibition? Yes definitely. We have two shirts that were worn in the 1953 cup final between Bolton Wanderers and Blackburn, and one of them was worn by Stanley Matthews. http://www.boltonmuseums.org.uk/exhibition...-for-the-nation

Another link here too http://www.nationalfootballmuseum.com/page...n%20Bolton.html

Oh my word :: :: ::

The Human Body - Very, VERY Interesting The Human Body! It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. Women reading this will be finished now. Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

I like this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haYUa323XaA...PL&index=30 Tall Paul - Rock Da House

Have a conversation with some anomynous person, absolutely hilarious :: http://omegle.com/