juewanderer

I thought the funniest act was on the ITV 2 version, Britain's got more talent. Eugene the poet/geek/ comedian. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7ijwEwAvdo

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MUTV rude phone call: :: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgovSQv1SXM

I can personally recommend this one, i have stayed there myself. http://www.wyresidelakes.co.uk/ Welcome to Wyreside Lakes The Wyreside Sheild Logo The Official Visit Britain 4 star award logo The Welcome Walkers Logo The Lancashire and Blackpool Tourist Board Logo The Bowland Experience Logo We are now open from 7am daily. Wyreside lakes, where relaxing, walking, nature, fishing, good food & good times await you! 40LB+ CARP FROM WYRE LAKE - PRICE LIST Wyreside Lakes Fishing Complex -is one of the largest in the North West & offers a mixture of carp, pike & coarse fishing with a variety of species and size. Wyreside is renowned for the quality of catches it has consistently produced - with carp up to 40lbs - Weekly lake Stats available. Please click on the picture for further info or use the menu system on the left of the page. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WYRESIDE CAMPSITE - INFORMATION AND PRICE LIST Caravan and camping at Wyreside Lakes - lush green fields and hard standing with electric - book early to avoid disappointment.......... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SUNNYSIDE FARMHOUSE B&B - INFORMATION AND PRICES Wyreside Lakes Bed and Breakfast- en-suite available - tradional farmhouse kitchen and lounge........ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BOWLAND SCANDINAVIAN LODGE -INFORMATION AND PRICES Bowland Self Catering Scandinavian Lodge - sleeps up to 6 people - Beautiful lakeside views....... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CORPORATE ENTERTAINMENT LINK Corporate and Training facilities. Our function room and extensive grounds are ideal for your corporate / training requirements - if you are looking for a venue with a difference, bespoke team building courses can be arranged...... Please click on the picture for further info or use the menu system on the left of the page. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FUNCTION ROOM HIRE LINK Our Function Room - Function Junction is an ideal place for that special party occasion, from Birthdays and Weddings to staff Christmas parties or just a simple get together we can cater for all your requirements................. Please click on the picture for further info or use the menu system on the left of the page. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Whether fishing, dining out, bird watching or rambling along the many nature trails, or visiting historic towns just a short distance away, Wyreside Lakes has many things to offer you! Please look around our site and if you have any further questions please contact us on 01524 792093 or e mail us at wyresidelakes@btconnect.com

I saw the Wanderersways van on Preston New Road in Blackpool ,i found the site ,lurked for many years until joining last year. Best move i ever made,the best site by miles.

Billy Bobbit A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but I'm afraid you were in a pile-up on the motorway. You're going to be OK, you'll walk again, everything seems to be OK, but there is a bit of bad news and I'm going to break it to you as gently as I can. Your Willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.' The bloke groans a bit (as you do) but the doctor goes on, 'We've checked your insurance and you've actually got ?9,000 compensation coming to you and the good news is that we have the technology now to build you a new Willy that will work just as well a s your old one, better in fact. But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It is one thousand pounds an inch.' The bloke perks up a bit at this (as you would.) 'So it's a simple decision,' the doctor says, "you need to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch Willy before and you decide to go for a nine inch Willy now, she might be a bit put out.. But if you had a nine incher before and you decide only to invest in a five incher now, she might be a bit disappointed. So it's important that you consult with her to help you make the decision.' So the bloke agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day. 'So' he says, 'have you spoken with your wife?' 'I have.' says the chap. 'And has she helped you to make the decision?' 'Yes, she has' he says. 'And what is the decision?' asks the doctor. 'We're having a new kitchen.'

Oh dear . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtWxQKEwde0

Another link here as well. http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=75053958896

Some joker 's put Newcastle up for sale (again) on Ebay. :: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Newcastle-United-Foo...93%3A1|294%3A50

Villa fans may sing this "They all went down to Villa Park Twas the 24th of May Hoping God would smile on them Upon the Sabbath day Proud as punch in stripey shirts Cream of the Geordie nation Ganning along to Birmingham To see the relegation. Oh me lads, you should've seen them crying Watching the shambles on the pitch Premier dreams a'dying All the lads and lasses there All had gloomy faces Ganning doon to the Championship With aal of Shearer's aces.''

Man City 1 Trotters 2

size 8- 10

one for us females: tickling one's fancy

Having a ham shank.

I don't know whether this falls under the disgusting category but i couldn't eat it. http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/articl...kfast_Challenge

Soft-Boiled Fetal Duck

Just like in this You tube clip, you mean?

Ian Holloway has got the Blackpool managers job, Steve Thompson will be his assistant. http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/sports-n...boss.5289262.jp Published Date: 21 May 2009 By Steve Canavan BLACKPOOL FC will unveil Ian Holloway as their next manager today. And the new man is vowing to take the Seasiders up the Championship. Out of work for the last 12 months since parting company with Leicester City, 46-year-old Holloway was set to be confirmed at a press conference at Bloomfield Road this afternoon. The Gazette understands a last-minute candidate was interviewed for the job left vacant after Tony Parkes quit. But the mystery man was discounted yesterday, leaving the Seasiders with a straight choice between their top two men – Holloway and Alan Knill. Knill led Bury to the League Two play-offs this season and impressed chairman Karl Oyston. But Holloway gave the best interview and it was an added advantage he is out of work. That means there is no compensation to pay. Steve Thompson, who missed out on the manager's job, will be Holloway's number two.

Yeah of course, no offence meant.

sleeping together

Steve Thompson is on the short list for the managers job at Blackpool but word around here is that Alan Knill from Bury is nailed on. http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/sports-n...pool.5279274.jp Steve Thompson He has enjoyed a whirlwind rise up the coaching ranks, following a successful playing career. A cultured and intelligent midfielder, 44-year-old Thompson made more than 400 appearances in a nine-year stay at Bolton, before successful spells at Leicester (where he met and played alongside Simon Grayson) and Rotherham. He arrived at Blackpool as Centre of Excellence boss before becoming head of youth in 2005. Some serious good work caught the eye of Simon Grayson, who made Thompson his number three the following summer. Since then Pool have enjoyed non-stop success, winning promotion and establishing themselves as a solid Championship club. He is respected by the players, who enjoy the training sessions he puts on, and is the choice of many who believe continuity would be good for the Seasiders. Thompson lives in Blackpool and considers himself a local lad, even though he was actually born in Oldham. A popular figure among supporters, he views this as the ideal chance for him to show what he can do as a manager. Remains friendly with Grayson and the pair went golfing together recently.

I don't think many will pay the prices on this link ,day light robbery. http://www.worldticketshop.com/tickets/man...olton_wanderers

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