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You tube link. The slapping is around 4:30 in. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xENDZzzCjT4

Yeovil are better away than at home, they won at Millwall and drew at Sheff Weds. Lost all of their home games. They are also the only club to have scored fewer goals than us (3).

Laudrup mentioned on MOTD 2 he is working on a striker deal.

31 Jan 1998. Didnt make it out of I think it was the Railway(?) in Lostock. Thank fuck.

Went to both the Colchester and Torquay games. Colchester was a friday night game just before xmas, turned up at the ground, around 615, gates open, noone around and just walked in. Noone was arsed about checking anything. Torquay game, lots of whites got in, they werent too picky about who they let join their membership scheme. Also lots of locals willing to "lend" membership cards for a few pints.

I got one from my work colleagues for my 40th, helicopter ride from Barton to the Reebok. Had my date extended because they cancelled it twice because of the weather. Was ok, have no idea what they paid, but id imagine it was north of 100 quid, and I was in the helicopter just over 20 mins. And i forgot my fucking camera too.

2 nil Doncaster

Doncaster a goal up v Blackburn.

Well that didnt come out like it shouldve, but anyway..

From their website 17 August 2013 Event Competition Sport Commentator Mecca Countdown Channel Leeds VS Sheff Wed English Championship Football 14:15 17: 12: 35 Nottingham Forest VS Bolton English Championship Football 17:00 19: 57: 35

Game is on al jazzera sports tommorow, so streams should be available.

If JD's brother is out of work, give him first dabs in front of me

Pmd you and texted! And whilst i was wanking furiously at some point, ive past the point of being a serial wanker

I once saw Norman Hunter speak at farnworth vets, and he told a similarstory. Sir Alf was wandering round the dressing room, just before kick off, reminding each player of his role, then when he got to Hunter, he sat down, put his arm around him and quietly said, "Norman, I want you to go out there, and start kicking those Scottish bastards".

If you cant find anyone else (ie who needs the work) pm me, im doing fuck all til next wednesday, rather make myself useful than sit on me arse for a week!

M6 by Knutsford services. Always accidents there.

We're the Millers. Enjoyed it. Cant think why.

I have, the german ones specifically are ace

The Pilots have to input data into the flight management system, And need to take the aircraft off, and land it. But basically a pilot on a modern airliner is a very highly skilled systems monitor. Between arrival at crusing height and approach, its mainly communicating on the radio, and adjustments in height/ course that may crop up en route that wernt planned, aside of that there isnt much to do.The technology exists for pilots not to be there. Where pilots earn their money is when things go wrong, as decision making is highly critical.

You arent wrong starvin. I had to look into that incident, as the airline i work for flies into Ireland, and prepare a precautionary warning for our pilots, there were quite a few errors in that incident, and failures on quite a few parts, without going into a lot of technical details, the Instument landing system was being calibrated at Derry Airport, at the exact moment the flight was landing! The pilot, and the air traffic controllers, plus the crew who were in the calibration aircraft were all deemed at fault. The runway at derry and the one at Ballykelly where he actually landed at are aligned almost exactly, the pilot, and atc didnt realise he was in the wrong place until he hit the ground, and managed to stop just in front of a railway line.

Ah the A380. When you are on board it sometimes feels like you arent in the Air, very very quiet inside. Im still in awe of that plane!

It was a flight being flown on behalf of Ryanair, but the crew and aircraft were from Eirjet.

That wasnt Ryanair.

This, and tone the fucking yellow down in the cabin. Hard to look at when flying with a hangover.