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You're a good few decades slow.

Take the cover off and there should be a dial you can turn down with a small flathead screwdriver. Can be reduced to zero so it never comes on.

This clown thinks foreign kids are as important as British kids. 🤡

You could adjust the timer.

Unfortunately, we've got to base these things on the thickest in society.

But if it does happen, the club can rightfully say "We don't sell bottles with caps on", therefore the liability lies entirely with the bottle thrower.

They do it so you can't buy a bottle from the kiosk then lob it on the pitch. I agree it's a bit of a nonsense, but I understand why. I've started taking bottle tops in my pocket because I've accidentally kicked my kids bottles over far too many times now.

3-0 to the Super Whites.

This BBC Sounds documentary series about the Arctic Monkeys is a good listen, if you were into the guitar bands of the early 2000's: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m001hlds

Shoretire for Lee is pretty much nailed on. Maybe Santos in for Aimson if he needs a rest. I'll be surprised if there are any others.

😁 I'm only messing about you fanny.

Are kids banned from Gusto?

Is she your carer or something?

We were in the EU then, so it was more likely to be you.

So people shouldn't report racist abuse at the match because the racist is likely to be armed with a knife?

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-01-23/uk-urges-eu-not-to-harm-british-firms-in-us-clean-power-fight (Non-paywall link: https://archive.md/Rnrc7) The behind-the-scenes maneuvers illustrate the weakened hand British diplomats have in the wake of Brexit, caught between the might of the US and EU economies. Whereas in the past, the UK would have been part of any EU retaliation, it now risks the double whammy of being harmed by the US law and any European response to it. We're now at the stage where we're having to beg the EU for favours. Talk about 'taking back control' eh.

Who is? The Racist or the person reporting the Racist?

Grind. Shit. Fried eggs. Punch meats. Another shit. Pie. Sweat. Gravy. More pie. Then a pudding. And that's the Burnley way. There's no "I" in team, there's no "I" in cream, there's no "I" in dream, but there's an "I" in pie.

"give me the ick"? You're as bad as them using new-fangled trendy expressions like that. Nearly as bad as "take a bow" and "limbs".

Not a Thogden video.

Not a clue. You'd have to ask Traf.

Sharon Brittan's sons.

Oops.

Yes, they are televised, and you should be able to get their games on dodgy channels. They livestreamed a friendly on youtube at the weekend, although Dapo wasn't in the squad.