Cheese

Longest I've ever waited to get off the carpark too. Didn't move an inch for about 40 minutes, and even when it started moving it took another half an hour to get out. We'd normally go for a mooch around Middlebrook until it clears, but the lad had pulled an all-nighter on his Xbox, so he wanted to have a kip in the car. 😂

Fucking mind blowing.

Oh yeah. Still, what the fuck?!

Did I hear that right on 5Live earlier? Arsenal have bought a player off Notts Forest for £116M?!?

Cheers pal

We missed the first few minutes yesterday because a journey that usually takes 20 minutes took an hour, due to the 2-mile long queue to get off the M61. 🤦‍♂️ Did intend to set off a lot earlier, but my lad has inherited his mum's tendency for dawdling.

I had to check the score again when I woke up this morning to make sure I hadn't dreamt the entire day. COYWM 🤍 I know Marc Iles isn't everyone's cup of tea, but I like him, and he sums it all up superbly in this.

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Properly enjoyed Forino celebrating a goal-denying challenge like he'd just scored. Him and Famewo were superb today. What a fucking start.

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I know you lot admire paedophiles and racists, but pointing that out is not "finding offence".

Bit of a difference between refusing to mourn the death of a decrepit old bigot who dedicated their life to making everything worse for the less well-off, and making light of the death of multiple innocent women and children because they're brown.

A meltdown? 😂 Can you point me to this "meltdown" please?

Never mind

I have never claimed to be a "mental health advocate", but I do apologise for negatively impacting Anne Widdecombes' mental health after she died. I genuinely hope she's enjoying her time down there.

I haven't "celebrated her murder" whatsoever, you deluded snowflake.

When was the last time you were blown away by a new recruit? I'm guessing it's a very long time ago.

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Go for it Ronnie. 👍 I wish she hadn't been murdered, but I certainly won't be mourning the horrible cunt.

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Jesus wept. These paedo-apologists walk among us, and come across as normal folk. Imagine a child coming home from school saying their teacher had sexually abused them, and you're both laughing it off - "Well I would have given her one, you lucky bugger!" "Well he is a bloody handsome bloke love!"

"I'm pretty sure most of the school had their first private moments thinking about him" You're talking about your own children ffs.