Stayed at Norbreck Castle on my own a few years back, last minute. Fuck me. There was blood splatter on the walls, encrusted pubes in every nook and cranny, the freezing cold faulty shower looked like someone had done a shit in it, and god knows what else. Walls were crumbling, cieling tiles missing or falling down, carpets were like walking on moss, mould all over the shop. Couldn't believe it hadn't been condemned. Think it was £15 for the night, but I wouldn't have paid 15p if I hadn't been completely shit faced. Bar was full of families playing Bingo, presumably staying there for the week. Had to have 4 showers when I got home the next day, and I can still smell it to this day.