BOWTUN BAKED

Haha, I fort LW ad haked ur akount

Nor spell it

What's one of them then?

They boil my piss that lot. FFS just let it go, your compo's nailed on now, so just fuck off

Bogdan Baptiste. ABK. Wheater. Tierney Medo. Spearing. Hall. Pratley. Odelusi. Beckford. 3-1.

We'll I know for sure that the one being built next to Pizza Hut is definitely a Nando's

Burger king

Have they dropped it yet?

Mears & Mills next, go on Dougie lad, you know you want too.

Fook that for a game of soldiers. Heights are my thing. I got a nose bleed whenever we got above 6th in the Prem

Special needs, maybe. Quiche, never

He's this generations Spazzy Darren. He's harmless enough & the majority of us wouldn't & won't spend anytime with him. Mostly those that 'idolise' him are laughing behind his back anyhoo. He travels everywhere & gets behind the team, so be it, crack on. If he didn't appear so special needs by pissing himself & generally stinking, he'd be seen in a different light. Like Westy at Pompey. Hands up who hasn't thrown coppers at Spazzy Darren back in the day? You did it to watch him perform like a chimp at the circus. Fat Frank's the current Chimp, they'll be another one along in a few more years. My money's on one of the quiche

Just a couple of questions. 1. Does Tomski deliver to you? 2. Are they really that good?

Aye, but it's our Shithole. Which makes it the finest shithole to grace gods green lands

Few questions. 1. Are they cheap? 2. Are they readily available? 3. Do you deliver?

Dialling code, Postcode, Erm, er,,,... No, I'm struggling now.

Haha, some bloody good ones there, creative. Can you forward this to our marketing department? Might give them some inspiration.

Home run

Don't be daft, it's 41.* *and that's the bases loaded

Nope. Try Willo Flood

Nah, you're miles out. Try Wigan

Swindon town

Seeing some of the messes for a 12:15ko, I'd shudder to think of the sights I'll see for a 3ko

Preston away

Will you be singing Stuart Holden songs? It's the new 'in thing' to do.