SatanGreavsie

I see Zulu and Italian Job are pissing it; Michael Caine could have saved time and combined the two. "Zulu Job" ...."you were only supposed to blow his bloody arms off!".

This one?

Well it can only be AliBob, Jes or EG surely...oh hang on THESPIANS?! Ah well, Ok...well Bulletnipples could be widow wanky; Garrrrth could be in Jerk and the beanstalk....

Well they're all bound to be on - they always are. and you've seen them loads of times - but which could tempt you to one more viewing?

just paid me gas bill (thought I'd better as the last one got paid two months late) and thus I found myself, after queuing for ages, at the PO counter saying "can I pay this please". ragging hell, you could hear a pin drop - it was like the boozer scene out of American Werewolf in London when they ask about the pentagram on the wall. The idea that someone would be in there paying summat in instead of cadging money out; after a few minutes the spell broke and a low murmer descended - grubby grandmas shaking their heads in disbelief before grabbing their wedge and scuttling off to Safeways to buy scratchcards; tracksuited dossers tut-tutting before nipping off and spending their disability money on Kestrel Super; mums barely out of school pushing a couple of prams on their merry way to spending their family allowance down at the ciggy counter at Forbuoys. And one of the crones behind the counter was so shocked when she realised what I was doing she missed the form she was trying to stamp; "you made me miss my stamp; I never miss my stamp...". "Keep to the road lad" someone shouted as I hurried out - "beware the moors".....

hmmmm

Fuckity fcuk fcuk fcuk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

does it?

the site that the picture is on is fucked....so I take back all I said about me being a thick red ginger 8-[

ragging hell I'm a thick red ginger :-((((

Right, follow the instructions carefully. When you've finished reading this - but only when you've read it all - quickly scroll down. There you will see 8 playing cards, 3 of which are court cards ie King, Queen, Jack. Immediately pick one and scroll back up and vote for it. Just pick the first one which appeals to you - whole process of scrolling down then up should take no more than a couple of seconds. Once back up to vote you must vote straight away; do not check again until after you voted. Got that Fine, well quickly scroll down, quickly pick your court card and scroll up to vote. .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..

aye, I think thats right about another league place. I dont know how many UEFA places we get from the off, but it must be at least 2, so there could be 3 more if one of the champs league people won the league cup and two champs league people got to the FA cup final; so if Arsenal win the league cup and Chelski stuff ManUre in the FA cup final then 9th place would get you into europe. I wonder..... Anyhow, there's always the fair play league and an idle glance at the list of reds/yellows in the paper last saturday showed us to be doing pretty well in that too (have we had any red cards yet??). Bosnia here we come!!

if you loose the league cup final you dont qualify - even if the winners are in the champs league

aha! So you were the 5% then! There's probably some deep psychological significance to people's choices eg if you went for Bill - like him you'e dependent on alcohol to get you through the day Venison - you'e thoughtful, wise, sober and considerate - no surprise then that noone on WW went for it Algebra - you have a keen anayltical mind (ie a geek) Uncle Bens - food is never far from your mind or mouth The Larch - either a nature lover or Monty Python fan. Manfield Town Hall - just plain odd Letter D - watched Sesame Street as a kid Toilet Duck - either hygeine obsessive or bird watcher Hughie Green - well he fathered Paula Yates on the quiet, so presumably anyone going for him is not to be trusted when it comes to matters of sex. Polergeists - fondness for dark side (possibly a Wigan RL fan on the quiet?) So now we know WW is a collection of 4 alcoholics, 3 geeks, 2 gluttons, 2 Monty Python fans, 4 mental cases, a Sesame Street fan, 2 hygeine freeks, 1 closet rugby league fan - oh and the sexual predator that is sdw.

So, basically, what we can say is that if Bill Werbeniuk was playing an exhibition at Mansfield Town Hall, half of you lot would be up for it. Except that he's dead of course; mind you, would you notice in Mansfield?

I doubt we could afford Laurie Cunningham at the mo!

Have a care sir, you mock my powers at your peril!! Actually, this one is pretty fuckin' good - read the instructions carefully and in full before starting - this is important!: Look at the first picture for at least 30 seconds; try to focus just to the right of the figures at the end of the path - in particular the bit of red just to their right, in amongst the shrubbery. Try to relax your vision and feel the "depth" of the picture - maybe even try to smell the summery smells of the garden. Then scroll down and look at the second for at least 10 seconds, then scroll back up and re-view the first one intently . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

weird bunch of fuckers you lot!

Bill Werbeniuk Venison Mayhem Algebra Uncle Ben's boil in the bag rice The Larch Mansfield Town Hall The letter "D" Toilet Duck Hughie Green Poltergeists

or You decide!

Undies! - some top names to conjure with there: Less Kellitt - he was a pig farmer dont you know Mark 'Rolloball' Rocco - dirty bastard he was 'Cry Baby' Jim Breaks (my personel fave) - of the Jim Breaks Special - a move where he kind off twisted yer arm back itself and then fucked you up Catweazel - daft pussy if you ask me "Cyanide" Sid Cooper - hard looking sod this one was Vic Faulkner & Bert Royal - Boltons finest Marty Jones - cross-eyed get Jimmy 'now then now then' Saville - how do you spell uuuiiiiuuuiiuuiioooeeeuuugh Johnny Kwango 0- used to head butt them to death didnt he Mick McManus - vastly overrated "Mr TV Jackie Pallo - lokked like a ponce but probably wasnt Billy Two Rivers - Wayne Hemingways dad dont you know Dave 'Fit' Finlay - ahh...now was HE the cross-eyed one To the list I'd add: Ironfist Clive Myers, world arm wrestling champion dont you know Strongman Alan Dennison - not strong enough to avoid popping his clogs at a relatively early age Alan Kilby - deaf and dumb - at least thats what he said ( ) Tally Ho Kaye - dressed up as a show jumper years before Eubank picked up his jodpurs

ragging hell, you're right - the shabby Ghanaian bastards!!!!

who?

Tractor and Equipment, Ghana or Unatrac Now I'm not trying to influence things, but I have to say that anyone who votes for Unatrac just doesn't know their tractors and deserves all they get! Cunts!!

Well you could argue that the reason he is insistant on this is because he is innocent. Either way, perhaps a more pertinent question is why the kids parents let them do it. Oh hang on a mo', silly question...its pretty fuckin obvious why they let them do it. $$ker-ching!$$