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Luton

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  1. Ewww me and Cramp are you having a laugh I would rather go with Pete Burns or whatever he is wahay looks like you've pulled :D/ =P~ :br
  2. =P~ http://www.break.com/index/lingeriebowlnip.html
  3. catch them f??ckers in me teeth but me mate Northy cant
  4. oh dear thats where I live....... About 1/3rd of the base was sold off as civillian housing and we are only divided by a fence so I can throw peanuts at you
  5. where you going to maggie ? Know loads of old slappers round that way to keep you happy..... =P~
  6. -------------------------------PRESS RELEASE--------------------------------- Halifax Building Society is very pleased to announce that they are installing new "Drive Thru" Cash Dispensers. To enable customers to gain maximum benefit from this new facility they have conducted intensive behavioural studies to come up with the appropriate procedures for their use. AS FOLLOWS: Procedures for MALE customers 1. Drive up to the cash machine 2. Wind down your car window 3. Insert your card into machine and enter PIN 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw 5. Retrieve card, cash, and receipt 6. Wind up window 7. Drive off Procedures for FEMALE customers 1. Drive up to the cash machine 2. Reverse the required distance to align car window with cash machine 3. Re-start the stalled engine 4. Wind down the window 5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to find card 6. Turn the radio down 7. Attempt to insert card into machine 8. Open car door to allow easier access to cash machine due to its excessive distance from the car 9. Insert card 10. Re-insert card the right way up 11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN number written on the inside back page 12. Enter PIN 13. Press "cancel", and re-enter correct PIN 14. Enter amount of cash required 15. Check make-up in rear view mirror 16. Retrieve cash and receipt 17. Empty handbag again, to locate purse and place cash inside 18. Place receipt in back of chequebook 19. Re-check make-up 20. Drive forward 2 metres 21. Reverse back to cash machine 22. Retrieve card 23. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder, and place card into slot provided 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off 25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles 26. Release handbrake.
  7. WTF Traf stick me down for 20 english pence per pound (only cause I dont want to share a bed with a fat bloke at the c's house )
  8. You've almost got the hang of it but to be one of the proper seb gang you have to post a picture of her and a link to the previous topic like this http://www.wanderersways.com/forum/viewtop...pic.php?t=22472
  9. F??ck off freak........ [-X How many did it take you to realise it then? after 3 times I realised but I just had to try one more.........
  10. i think she needs to shave her arse You'd nibble it if you could...
  11. Yes went 2 years ago in spain and out of the four "fights" the bull won twice and the matadors won twice. How they can still allow that "sport" to continue is beyond me as it is barbaric and cruel and 10 times worse than fox hunting, but hey them continental's have their own set of rules for themselves and another set for us................. dont even let me get started on weights and measures. [-X
  12. Whose STEWERDS ?? hello mrs kettle
  13. OI why dont you f??ck off. Newell (note the correct spelling) is not leaving Luton OK ;pp [/u]
  14. yes seeing as he is a part timer :D/ and it is like an away match for him anyway
  15. Thanks Sue....they're a mucky lot though aren't they? Thats a compliment to the regulars on here :D/
  16. been stuck on this thread for 3hours only when I fell off my chair did it break the spell.......
  17. You are too young to understand the intricacies of it all so dont bother....
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