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Dennis Wise FACT

8-[ Something you want to tell us young man? [-X

Made me chuckle for a good 5 minutes

You can try being a gigolo

spot on mate

From a kebab? That can't be right ! Have you seen Ali's kebeb =P~

Adam and Eve created Kane and Abel. One son killed the other ( murder) Adam and Eve are not reported to have had any other children,so therefor Eve mustve humped her son/sons tocontinue the human race ( incest) This may explain the fact that Bibles sell very well in Blackburn, as it justifies their interbreeding. Oh its ok brother, its what Gods children do........ I do believe that their are many factual events in the Bible, but unfortunatley there are a lot of utter c*ck in it too. I cant believe the water into wine thing,ive begged water to become vodka, it just doesnt work. I do believe jesus existed, i believe he was a hippy/healer/homeopath/herbalist/yoga/ religious type man with genuine love and care for others. Something about his nature made people trust, respect and follow him, i do not however, believe he was the Son of God, and im not sure if i believe in God. I dont believe he performed millions of miracles, too many stories have been passed around to 'big him up', i dont think that was nescessary- i think he sounded like a nice guy on his own merit. Im by no means religious- but i do feel that within every religion there is a person/persons who was simply an extraordinary spiritual and loving person- who has then been epitomised as the centre of that religion, and been exagerated about. I sometimes wear a beautiful cross. Not as a religious symbol, but to signify the power of the sun, moon, universe etc coming down ( the vertical), through and into the Earth ( horizontal), giving the planet the gift of life. Life and love is my religion,my home is my church, my family are my priest and congregation. I need no place of worship,no religious handbook, no fear of the day of reckoning to know right from wrong, or to be a good person. If there is such a thing as Heaven and the Pearly Gates,will they refuse to let me in cos i stopped going to Sunday school?? And back to Trafs point ( major gone off on a tangent), any religious handbook will be largely tosh. Missus C Saintly and Simple

slow down for f??cks sake Ali you'll scare the boy into thinking he might have some intelligence

weren't no way you would get it up that nose now eh :^o

you're happy airlines? S A T? I reckon happy's brain got rotted by super bock :-s

Georgie best come to haunt you 8-[

I'll fetch them when I'm up ......they will make great christmas pressies

Radio head smashing pumpkins Eagles Beach boys Blues brothers? Snake

Sex pistols guns and roses

Quality :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Those are "come to bed" eyes for sure........ well did you???? =P~

gay p.s HBAYT

I disagree, my husband gives me something with amazing regularity. :-$ Pocket money every week

Fenny shagging missus c ........ Luton vvvvitk or maybe not but it sounds good

Sweet dreams =P~

Horwich is selling copies on dvd for 3 quid a pop

still waiting for my f??cking badge ...... [-( [-( [-(

so you are a bit unsure at the moment then zozzy ????