DavidLeesMullet

Better late than never!!!

One things for sure, when fans return to football matches I will NEVER take the knee. I will turn my back on the whole charade as I won't supplicate myself to Culteral Marxism.

(Fuckin' 'Ell)

Getting a bit late to get rid of the twat this season and stage a major turn in fortunes

As my dad would have said "We could fall into a barrell full of tits and still come out sucking our thumbs"

A shower of shite hawks!!!

Why thank you kind sir!!!

Shakier than Ozzy Osbourne in a shake and vac ad, ::lol::!!! By the way what's the current odds on one of our players getting red carded again?

Tell you what that Don Kevin McAllister is one bad mofo, got Joe Pesci whacked in Goodfellas AND Casino. He wanted serious revenge for the time Pesci was in The Wet Bandits, :lol:!!! Apparently Marvin the other Wet Bandit was found in the back of a meat truck a day later, it took them two days to thaw him out for the autopsy, pmsl!!!

Have heard about it but haven't seen it yet, will try and check it out sometime. Ever heard of a film called Teeth?, it's about a woman who has a pair of gnashers in a rather unusual place shall we say!!! Ended up taking her clothes off a lot after The Exorcist in a lot of bad to mediocre films in the 70s/80s, also did a half arsed Exorcist spoof called Repossessed with Leslie Neilsen, Anthony Stark and Ned Beatty.

Not bad, just don't put it near a plate of Polish food, :lol:!!!

These are films I WOULD like to see Mark Kermode review, pmsl!!!

'Ark as Poshy McPoshtwat 'ere, not content with ice cream, has to have a poncy ganache instead, :lol:!!!

Prefer the 70s one myself, John Holmes, Linda Lovelace, Jamie Gillis, Marilyn Chambers etc, not because they were sexy, but they were hilariously bad!!!

So it's not poop or chocolate ass...er I mean ice cream then?

I challange you to sit through the infamous 2 Girls 1 Cup video WITHOUT barfing. Worse thing is this is only 1 of a 60 minute film, god knows what the other 59 are like!!!

Thought Shaving Ryan's Privates and The Sperminator were classics, :lol:!!!

Well over the years I've seen loads, probably a thousand I'd say, everything from sloppy romances to full on horror flicks. The pandemic is the reason why I'm catching up on films mainly ones I haven't seen for years. The three most significant films for me are King Kong (1933) as that began my love of stop animation films (Willis O'Brien, Ray Harryhausen etc) Rebel Without A Cause which I saw as a surly teenager and made a massive impact on me and Bad Lieutenant (1992) which opened up my interest in cult underground films

That particular Spider Walk has had a bit of a chequered past. Think it was included in some early cuts of the movie, then taken out when first commercially released and finally electronically tarted up and restored in 'The Version You Haven't Seen' in the early 2000s

Body horror is one of those genres thst is genuinely scary, even from the tamer end, films such as Invasion Of The Body Snatchers and Rosemary's Baby. THE KING of body horror films has to be David Cronenberg, his early films such as Rabid, The Brood, Scanners and The Fly are still pretty chilling even now. Not that many notable body horror films recently, but the one I really liked, everybody else seems to hate and that's the first Human Centipede (The sequels were borderline shite though)

Salo was never banned as a video nasty, it was banned shortly after its initial release in 1975, the video nasty thing didn't start to til the early 80s. Took them 25-ish years to get it released, surprisingly uncut!!! (I've seen it and got it on DVD and it's one hell of a sick movie, De Sade's book is far worse though) It was a similar thing with The Exorcist, it was banned not long after its initial 1973 release and took nearly 30 years to be released again, uncut as well. A Clockwork Orange was slightly different as it was withdrawn by director Stanley Kubrick due to the fear of copycat violence, but was re-released on the proviso it was done after his death.

There's one film I'm sure you'll agree that even though its approaching 50 years old, is still as scary as it was on the day of its release...The Exorcist!!!

I wouldn't say so, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Last House On The Left, The Hills Have Eyes, Friday The 13th, Dawn Of The Dead, The Evil Dead and Zombie Flesh Eaters are concidered classics even to this day.

I agree totally, like 75% of movies on the list. But if you want to watch some good video nasties then I'd recommend... 1. The Driller Killer 2. Last House On The Left (1972) 3. Zombie Flesh Eaters 4. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) 5. Shogun Assassin 6. Tenebrae 7. Cannibal Holocaust 8. Scanners 9. The Burning 10. The Thing (1982) 11. Alice Sweet Alice 12. Dawn Of The Dead 13. The Evil Dead (1981) 14. Friday The 13th (1980) 15. The Hills Have Eyes (1977) 16. Deep Red 17. I Spit On Your Grave (1978) 18. The House By The Cemetery 19. Killer Nun 20. The Beyond

Hink what throws most people when listening to Zappa is his use of jazz phrasing, irregular time signatures and modulation. Got to agree with i think Rudi when he mentioned Beefheart, tried to listen to him but he does my head in real horrorshow. Getting back to the subject of films did you know that one of Viv Stanshall's most famous creations had a film made of him 'Sir Henry At Rawlinson End' It's a very strange film crammed with Stanshall's bizarre sense of surreal humour, but has a good cast, Trevor Howard Patrick Magee, Denise Coffey, Liz Smith and Viv Stanshall himself.