wakey

The Seven Stars bit was a bit iffy. Crofters maybe, but not buying Seven Stars.

you've clearly not read the whole thread

Just listened to the Bassini interview. Can't see any way this is happening unless he's fronting for someone, but still begs the question why chose this joker? But if it's all a charade, begs the question why? Is he doing it just for some weird craving for publicity or is it all in someone else's interests. All very strange.

absolutely. In a rogue's gallery post Sam, Dougie managed to stand out as a cunt even against the likes of Megson. Bit of a shortest midget parade though - we've had some shite over the last decade or so.

Sure someone's already said this, but per the agreement between Moonshift and ICI, Ken's already deposited signed share transfer forms and resignation letter (for Moonshift / Moonshift's nominee to execute in default). Don't buy the Ken may refuse to sign story - they're already signed ...

have one anyway

ah, now it makes sense. Always wondered who Sophie Titwank was.

we'd need minimum 4 wins maybe 5. Can't see us getting them. Given all the shit this week, I'd be surprised if we beat Ipswich.

would an emoji cheer you up?

actually that was a bit of a shit one, sorry. Try this one instead (there's no need to send the first one back, I've got loads of em)

oooo ... I did say it was getting squabbly today. Have a complementary emoji to cheer you up Howard

Sluffy's till wading through volume 4 book 7 chapter 6 of his daily update, so I'll do the honours for them as can't be arsed wading through it. 1. Ken's got less than a week for full transition - cock off, the lot - calling himself Gladys and insisting the notice was addressed wrong / he hasn't had enough time as a woman to consider it. 2. After yesterday's news that Howard's lot were definitely taking over if Bassini didn't in the next week, H reveals new reasons why they might not (notwithstanding 1 above). 3. Apparently, the land's worth shitloads according to a survey by H's mob and the Micra driver. There's gold in them thar hills. Or summat. 4. It's all gone a bit squabbly, mainly about Ken. Big issues are is he a cunt (obviously), how big a cunt (massive), whether he's our cunt (of course, for now), and whether he saved us (feels a bit like saying "for all his faults, that Hitler bloke built some bloody good roads"). Jury's out until Mounts does a full forensic audit of Ken's expenses. Nowt'll be settled without straighteners methinks, 5. Custard seems to have bought Howard's narrative that Ken's fiddled us out of £13m, but thankfully (somehow) he's managed to convince himself Ken's done it in the club's best interest. I've cancelled the ambulance, so all's well. 6. The repetitive questions to Howard count has slowed down. We're still only on fucking loads plus a few. 7. In honour of the Khilji's of The Khilji Residence fame, I'm signing all my posts off in kind from now on. If owt else happened I missed it, but I'm down to skimming through these days to preserve sanity. Wakey The Wakey Residence Wakey T'other side o'thills

Takeover imminent, or maybe not. We're about to be minted ... but we might not. Saturday's game may be off or may be on. Hope that's cleared things up for you.

I reckon it'll be on. Players will tip up tomorrow, club will give reassurances about the takeover, wages etc. Parkinson will give a rousing career-defining Churchillian backs to the wall speech, and they'll get a couple of good days training in. We'll get battered. 0-3.

for comedy value, that's just as good.

Can't see what all the fuss is about with Bassini. Think some folk need to take a breath. 1. It's not his money, he's just the stooge. Per Howard's earlier comments, the real buyers are awash (pardon the pun) with money of dubious origin. They'll be chucking it at us faster than we can spend it. 2. The next stadium sponsorship deal will be massive (and a bit of a surprise that a newly formed company based in a shed in the arse end of nowhere paid so much). 3. Bassini will disappear pretty soon after the sale goes through. Maybe literally 4. In the meantime, his chairman's notes will be piss funny. If he gets it, fuck it ... let's just enjoy the fride.

should have added "rather than Ken's hints otherwise". Don't know you from Adam. It's you or Ken. I believe you.

You've misread sir, comma was meant to indicate separate entities. Although as it transpires, the people I was calling tyre kickers may well be your mob. If they're one and the same, happy to take your word that they've brass behind them.

That Khilji bloke / woman at Gaspard ... their address on companies house is "Khilji residence". Fucking love it. Them or the money launderers for me now.

dunt sound as romantic when you put it like that

you do know this int like telly where they find a friendly judge for a warrant?

I'm not clued up on forum rules. How much back and forth allowed before a straightener's compulsory?

Some folk get confused by percentages, so I think we should have a scale that can be consistently used for asking Howard questions about the likelihood of various shit happening / not happening. I reckon everything should be on a scale of 1 to 1, keep it nice and simple. On Howard's behalf, the answer to all future what's the likelihood questions is 1. Sorted.

Latest update: Howard v SilentBob Howard: Ken ... injunction ... chambers ... Someone: prove it Howard: fuck off SilentBob ... I've honestly no fucking idea, lost the will to live half an hour ago Top tip - skip everything that's silentbob quoting howard or vice versa. Let's get back to asking Howard the same questions about likelihood, seems exciting now in retrospect.

it'll be reet. I'll miss his missives. Come to think of it, for the sake of unifying the fanbase can we all agree Ken's a missive cunt?