Bigtoe

As sung by Big Ron at full time when Porto knocked them out last season.

Or were my eyes deceving me as i drove down Bank Street this afternoon and saw this takeaway shop out of the corner of my eye? Does this mean that the 'meat' contains a better quality / more natural testicle/eyeball/cock/sphincter than it normally does?

I always knew that Ringo Starr was a bit dodgy but to live up a japs eye...well that takes the biscuit.

For Fadiga "Why do you have to be a heartbreaker....." or "What becomes of the broken hearted..." Bigtoe Instantly regrets thinking it, never mind writing it..

Yep.... as long as Pierre doest mind it up the bum.

Not as big a tit as GHyde though.. =;

Repairing mick browns lawnmower was a highlight.

The way I remember it it was a 75-25 ball in your favour and I won the ball. You then took umbridge and set off after me trying to get the ball back but my electrifying pace and natural skill got the better of you and I fired in a 40 yarder. It was during my Hugo Sanchez back flip celebration that you slid in from behind and put me out for the season. If your apology was ???if you do that again I???ll break both your fecking legs??? then yes you did apologies. Tackling...pace....backflips... Is this the same underpants who injured himself in the warm up at premier 5's?

yep... i always have a wry smile when i hear people mention the watford gap.

I'll have one!

be careful where you sit on that beach...there may still be a nodder floating round from when i bummed some bird from watford at about 5 in the morning.

went years ago... tramps, busbys, bobbys, some place called soul train i think... plenty of brothels... [-X clubs full of slappers... 2 for 1 drinks... came home a stone and a half lighter because i couldnt eat...only drink.. its a good crack with lads but not with a bird.. aint got a clue if its busy at the end of october , beginning of november :-s

she's happy with 12"....and thats just the width.

well done mate! we had ours on the 10 October...a little beauty called Olivia...7lb 6ounces, and the lucky lady has her dads good looks. enrolled her in junior whites already...not registered the birth though yet - you've gotta get them on the right road early. im absolutely fucked though. ive been pissed on, shat on and puked on..... ...and thats just from the missus. but its great though...enjoy it! ps the missus wasnt impressed when i suggested she should ask the midwife for a couple of extra stitches...

good stuff these little ones are very precious.

Tesco Value arse wipe is probably a big improvement on Spanish bog roll, if the hotel standard is anything to go by. A thread about bog roll - Bigtoe, GFenny and PB will be along any minute you rang! i'll drop him a couple of rolls of supersoft into the club reception.

Been wondering , Do you have to have a wank in public or is there a quiet place you can have a good old pull (ie the canteen) Oh, and ive popped the gary neville picture in the post....don't worry i havent told anyone about your little secret. Keep your pecker up. Bigtoe Just about to nip out for fish chips, pea wet and scraps.

I don't mind them actually. I hope they do well and win the champions league this season as its a boost for all of us in the greater manchester region.

although with the two of them, itd be more likely they would give you a roasting.

yes, and her sister.

What we need is something like the Banana Grove.

Look how succesful the comedy store is on Deansgate. Lets have something like that. Need some live music, comedians, and some decent restaurants, and err, massage parlours.

There was an old Sleeper record (inbetweener i think) on The Amp music channel over the weekend..it just reminded me how tasty the singer used to be... :br

Sure is, although my brother went last week when clint boon was dj ing and said it was good.

Used to start with chester moonshines (now a chinese buffet), bergeracs, sams bar, corks', 3 crowns and onto ritzy to try and get a sticky finger ( or a sticky fist if she was very dirty). Looking back it was a load of old wank. Anyhow, there seems to be a better choice for drinking in town now, but as jay c says the restaurants are shite. Much better choice and quality of restaurant in and around Horwich now. Spanish, Italian, French, Greek, Chinese, Indian, Thai etc.. Bolton has a couple of chinkys,indian, italian and a spanish tapas bar and thats about it.