Bigtoe

'Just say no' Pabbers! The drugs dont work.

butt plug

Your not supposed to take them in the gents. #-o

Spotted in what was Cottons on saturday night wearing buckled shoes, white socks, a waistcoat and a very dodgy tie, whilst supping a pint of bitter and having a good old perv.

used nodder

Its like attending the W.I. on here these days.

Got mine from the Woolies Bargain Bucket.

You'll be telling me the 'Black and White Minstrels' aren't pc next.

C'mon get your white bin bags.... On offer till december... C'mon get your white bin bags... They're long and white and slender... Just rip with me, just rip with me, and tear with me right now... Fill em up now.

eh? Stan and Undies? PUFF!

Dont forget... Cantona commiting GBH on a supporter - Disrespectful to the memory of Bruce Lee Bobby Charltons combover - Disrespectful to wig makers around the world Phil Neville - Disrespectful to people with the ability to see his face Alex Ferguson - Disrespectful to the memory of the bloke who played Taggart

2 little boys...rolf harris .. or is that gary glitter

F??ck me, now that made me laugh.... especially with jayc's picture!

f??ckin hell! thanks smiley!! you can cancel those two t-shirt orders!!! i best get down to the ticket office and see if i can change seats.

2 orders from me at the match on saturday!

Dutch bird....do you own a dutch cap?

By the way talking about birds at football....( smiley, jay c and stan will be able to see her on saturday) theres a woman a couple of rows down near us who has a pair of tits that must be 80ZZ....theres a downside though, shes about 40 and you wouldnt even after 20 pints....but... i'd love to be sat on the seat infront having those bad boys banging me on the head.

oooooh i was hoping i might have caught a tiddler....nevermind... try and copy/highlight my first post and all will be revealed... now thats magic!

Not liked him since he did the everything i do song which stayed at number 1 for about 3 years... Here fishy fishy...

5) People from Blackburn have 6 fingers. FACT.

my kinda girl....

Try telling that to Big Toe. He's had his eye on a bit all season since he moved near to us in the ESL. ST can vouch for that as well, he came over and had a butchers at her one half-time as well. Oh aye...its those furry boots ! =P~ I'm having a sex wee just thinking about it..

This surgery is highly recommended. I've heard Ray Charles banging on about it before. Is it true Swanny is hoping to go blind just so he can get a guide dog?

Was 'our Jules as they call him down at canal street' dancing with a woman or a bloke?

Smiley, If you bring it to the match do i avoid P&P?