Bigtoe

I once got touched up by Justin Fashanu.

think so. Where are you going?

Top work mate. They look a winner to me! Just sent the pics to a few people at work.

whooooa whoooa whooooa. pot... kettle...

Friday nights were beltin' Remember Edwin Starr in there one night doing WAR. Went one saturday in december unbeknown to us they had a foam party. 3 in the morning trying to get a taxi soaked to the fookin skin. ended up in bed for a week with flu.

Swanneth, Is it true your stage name is Canine The Barbarian?

Thats a quality show. And If you squint hard enough, you can kind of make out the in and out bits. :br

Why? does he give you lockjaw?

Got any pictures of you in your leotard?

Trafs Column? Urrrrgh. Wheres Homo when you need him. :-s

I didnt know Internet Braille existed. Well done old bean.

Deane. Now full of............................

Have you tried Jacko from Brush Strokes?

congratulations!

Apart from that occasion you played in your slippers.

Theres just too many.... But, Scored the perfect hatrick in a 3-2 win against a select Junior Whites many years ago for Tempest Utd youth and made it into the matchday programme.

Another Shellie for Seasoned Traveller.... http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...7118339152&rd=1 Fook me....

The Anal Starter Kit was a sound investment for a few wives and girlfriends on here last year.

It'll be all Dwight on the Night ! ARE YOU HAVING THAT ONE? EH? EH?

oh yes double bed, single duvet, one pillow. you'll be hearing the cries "are you ready for love.....?" ringing round the reebok.

what a massive pair she's got. theyre like bleedin udders.

i knew it was b??llocks... i mean.... how can you fit 90 candles on a sponge cake?

Bastard - just a bit more to go on this diet then. Take the bandages off then have a go.

NEXT SUMMER , WHILE STILL BACKSTAGE AT THE REEBOK AFTER THE SHOW SHOULD HAVE STARTED, ELTON JOHN GETS A PHONE CALL FROM HIS MATE GEORGE . GEORGE SAYS ELTON, CAN YOU REMEMBER THE DAY WE WENT TO CHESTER ZOO? "HMMM" SAYS ELTON, "I SEEM TO REMEMBER STROKING A LOVELY YOUNG BOBCAT". CAN YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE WAY TO GOOD FOR THIS PLACE ME !!