Sweep

at least I know now. I have recently moved over from Rivals, as I was annoyed by some of the idiots on there (ever heard of Fanzantwat?) - I post occasionaly, but am considering even knocking that on the head

Rivals?

I suppose a penalty is a little bit too far out for Mr Cole

Dwight Yorke?

Perhaps there was something wrong with the farside of the pitch, as you can see we have nobody on our rightside, and Naarwich have nobody on their leftside. There are also only 16 players in view, which means that 6 players must be crammed on the Norwich right-back area - that's OK, but the ball is in our half. Are you sure the person who has taken this photo hasn't edited out a few players?

great use of the word "cudgel" - one of many words that isn't used often enough...............along with "portly" and "flan"

Totty

yet strangely aroused

:::::::::::: is short for "Love of Length" which is what gays have.................apparently. It is an internet form of cottaging

John also has the sideburns to hold on to. Plus his underpants appear to be that baggy and loose that you could probably "push them into him" whilst he still wearing them, thus eliminating the need for contraception. I feel quite queezy now

would you be able to tell the difference between Ms Stallone and John McCrirrick from behind in a half light..........especially if a gimp mask is being worn? What an awful thought!

Hey Geoffry Boycott Ohh Ahh I wanna know-wo-wo-wo If you've punched your wife 1-2-3-4

no matter what age I become, I'm sure I would prefer a wank that to empty into that droopy faced grotbag. Having said that, from behind she might look OK

I remember us winning 2:0 at Cardiff in the opening day of the season once. Tony Philliskirk scored with a curler from outside the area on his league debut for the club, I think Darby got the second

she looks like Simon Weston

he wasn't even that good!

Bridgette could use that nobber out of Balzin' Squad as a sex toy - she's one big woman

Billy Ocean Finance ???

Strap-on

Heinz Tomato soup over chips is what you want.......................bloody lovely!

Terry Butcher?

& M

after scoring that promotion winning goal at Wrexham all thopse years ago, I'd welcome him back with open arms. All together now......Robbie, show us your arse, Robbie, Robbie, show us your arse! I wouldn't have that blonde haired welsh puff though!

'tis nearly true. We forgot our kit and had to play in skins

Middlesbrough Kiddyfiddlers