Anyone see it ?

 

:-$

Yes. Considering it's supposed to be Celebrity Big Brother, who are half of the fukkers in there?

Anyone see it ?

 

:-$

 

There`s only a few topics we don`t talk about on here one is Football and another is big brother. [-X

Yeah, but, no but yeah but no but...Caprice, you would pay a tenner to sleep with her knickers =P~

Anyone see it ?

 

:-$

 

No, I chose to lick the hairs off a dead dogs vagina instead

Anyone see it ?

 

:-$

 

No, I chose to lick the hairs of a dead dogs vagina instead

 

Widnes is swanny???!!!! - this is up there with "I am your Father Luke"

Anyone see it ?

 

:-$

 

No, I chose to lick the hairs of a dead dogs vagina instead

 

Well going off who they put in there. you probably picked the right thing to do.

 

:-$

The word on the street is that Caprice used to have a cock and balls. I shit yee not

The word on the street is that Caprice used to have a cock and balls.  I shit yee not

 

I think Bridget Neilson has!

The word on the street is that Caprice used to have a cock and balls.  I shit yee not

 

She has now, Bez and Kenzie !!

 

:-$

Talk about Z-list celebs! I only know who three of them are:

Brigit ain't a Miget, John McCrirrick and Caprice. Who else is in there?

Bridgette.....you would wouldnt you?

Bridgette could use that nobber out of Balzin' Squad as a sex toy - she's one big woman

Talk about Z-list celebs! I only know who three of them are:  

Brigit ain't a Miget, John McCrirrick and Caprice. Who else is in there?

 

I know one more than you, Germaine Greer. She once appeared on the front cover of Oz magazine with her hand down the trousers of Vivian from the Bonzo Dog Do Dah band. Inside the mag she wrote an article about star fukking. She reckoned that she only did it with stars. He might only be a plumber but he would be a star plumber.

Talk about Z-list celebs! I only know who three of them are:  

Brigit ain't a Miget, John McCrirrick and Caprice. Who else is in there?

 

I know one more than you, Germaine Greer. She once appeared on the front cover of Oz magazine with her hand down the trousers of Vivian from the Bonzo Dog Do Dah band. Inside the mag she wrote an article about star fukking. She reckoned that she only did it with stars. He might only be a plumber but he would be a star plumber.

 

This link will show said cover. It is Oz 19

 

http://alt.venus.co.uk/weed/zines/oz16_20.htm

I know one more than you, Germaine Greer.   She once appeared on the front cover of Oz magazine with her hand down the trousers of Vivian from the Bonzo Dog Do Dah band.  Inside the mag she wrote an article about star fukking.  She reckoned that she only did it with stars.  He might only be a plumber but he would be a star plumber.

 

She's also tupped John Peel (years ago obviously)

Talk about Z-list celebs! I only know who three of them are:  

Brigit ain't a Miget, John McCrirrick and Caprice. Who else is in there?

 

I know one more than you, Germaine Greer. She once appeared on the front cover of Oz magazine with her hand down the trousers of Vivian from the Bonzo Dog Do Dah band. Inside the mag she wrote an article about star fukking. She reckoned that she only did it with stars. He might only be a plumber but he would be a star plumber.

 

I've heard of Germaine Greer but wouldn't know her if I fell over her. My point was that these VERY Z-list 'celebs' must be hoping for a revival of their apparently once-great-fame!

I've heard of Germaine Greer but wouldn't know her if I fell over her. My point was that these VERY Z-list 'celebs' must be hoping for a revival of their apparently once-great-fame!

 

Germaine Greer is more your celebrity populist feminist academic type, I would guess she's made more money from her books over the years than by appearing on TV.

 

Personally I think a Big Brother with A S Byatt & Margaret Drabble in the house would see the sparks fly!

Bez will win

 

BTW I've seen Bridgette Nielson's snatch in real life

I've heard of Germaine Greer but wouldn't know her if I fell over her. My point was that these VERY Z-list 'celebs' must be hoping for a revival of their apparently once-great-fame!

 

Germaine Greer is more your celebrity populist feminist academic type, I would guess she's made more money from her books over the years than by appearing on TV.

 

Personally I think a Big Brother with A S Byatt & Margaret Drabble in the house would see the sparks fly!

 

Didnt Margaret Drabble use to do One Man and his Dog (not both at once obviously)

Bez will win

 

BTW I've seen Bridgette Nielson's snatch in real life

 

yeah, n if you ever say keep bucking bridgette baby mid bonk-ever-ever-again, i will cut your other testicle off, and this time i wont give you anything to bite down on at the time.

;DE

 

missus c

evil when crossed

Respect Mrs C

Having given this some thought

 

You need a common thread for a bespoke celebrity BB or jungle series

on a tiny budget.

 

For example:

 

Title: I was a minor safety advert celebrity - get me out of here!

Cast:

 

Reginald Molehusband

 

Would he be annoying, "I'm the most perfect driver in the world you know"

 

Old George

 

Everything he sat on he'd fall off and break his back, he'd be attempting to put some curtains up and the rail would snap plummeting him down onto a Wickes coffee table which would shatter under his weight due to it being just shit quality.

 

Petunia

 

She and her husband (they come as one - a team) would be following the antics of the other celebrities through oversized binoculars and stating, "Ooo look Petunia, George has fallen off another windowsill whilst trying to put up some more curtains, do you think we ought to ring the coast guard? - then arguments would ensue because the script would have to be changed, "Ring the coastguard? - we're in the ragging jungle you cartoon whore"

 

Charlie

 

He and his cat (they come as one - a team) would have communication problems constantly, when it was the cats turn to cook - there'd be hell on..."growwlwagrowllraaaasluprproooooow" everyone would be saying, "pardon? I don't understand"..in the end the cat would do that neat trick with the fish - starting at one end and pulling the fish through his teeth leaving only the head and spine....and then they'd all go, "Ah fish tonight"..right why didn't you say you pussy?"

"growwlwagrowllraaaasluprproooooow" what? pardon?

 

 

The Karate Chop bloke

 

Everytime a contestant would try to get up for any reason - this guy would barge in - holding everyone back with his arm, feverishly looking left and right, a Honda Superdream would roar past and he'd say, "Right, next time - think once, think twice, think BIKE"

 

The Spirit of dark and distant water

 

Now this could be a potential aid here...Charlie is holding onto a branch, a weak branch - over a river trying to pull out a "Dirty old Coast"....the spirit could whisper, "that branch will never hold his weight" and Charlie would think twice, then the others would have a go on the branch and the spirit would say, "I have no power over these people" they'd all fall in, drown..the general public would have to vote the spirit off.....and after he's walked the gangway to Ant and Dec he'd be saying , "I'll be Back, back, back, back"

bez 2 win

I've never watched Big Brother before it's not my cup of tea but I saw all these new characters entering the house the other night and it really looks like it could be enjoyable to watch. I watched it last night and it made me laugh. I think I will follow it this time.

There is a good mix of personalities and I've always liked Bez and John McCririck

 

 

zozzy

(going a bit strange)

I don't want to cross threads (as they said in Ghostbusters) but I'm still waiting for an all 'Archbishop of Canterbury' Big Brother.