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Oil of Clove is very good and a top tip is to apply it directly to the source of pain using a cotton bud as it does taste absolutley rank!!!

Don't knock it till you've tried it!!

What's the matter with rule No4?

Funny as!!! Mother fuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Ex Bolton Gary Speed loks like my future hubby

Pah!!

Are you pissed mon?????

Reet, I am wanting to pawn my engagement ring. When I got it I had it valued for insurance purposes. I was told to insure it for ?2000. I have enquired at a couple of places and got offered ?257 and ?75!!! Cheeky bastards!! Any ideas what I can do with it? Ebay? Auction? Or one of you could treat your girlfriend (or boyfriend you pufftas) and buy it off me

He just screams 'filth'!!!!!

Dingdangfuckingdoo NB!!!!

Sober as a judge me!!!

They have no taste whatsoever in bedding!!!

You sure can!

What is bimbleweed?

I have a vibrator made out of Lego, beat that! (I've fallen upon hard times)

I'm not getting it! I'm going to bed!

How do I lie on my back on the loo?

I'll try that!!

What I meant was..... Oh I'll tell you in PM.

No, but...... Then again, no!

is it?

Jizz or quam?

What is 'clunge'?

By eck mon! Your memory never fails to impress!!