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Do men poo more than women? I know there is more shit to get out so maybe have just answered my own question.

My names Mildred and I'm a Munich

I think you will find all that malarky stops the minute you put a ring on her finger!

Run it by me again? My memory does not serve me well!

Although I do not remember you seeking evidence of this I shall take it as a compliment!

Or a tandem!

Get someone to crack you round the head with a piece of 3"x2" and it will take the pain away from the chest area.

I misread it at first, blurry vision still. Anal!! It was the the interior of his body!!! GROSS!!!!!

The latter! Twas a nasty sight I tell thee!

Never leave your camera on a table full of loons when you go to the toilet!!!

Sainsburys High Juice Cordial is the best!

Rattling one off. A wench one...buzzing one off (so NB told me )

Ooooo Matron!

Oh (wtf is HTH?)

........that you put into USB ont laptop to get internet connection......A dongle? From Orange etc. Are they any good? And, if so, what works best?

I used to think mushrooms were the devils jizz congeeled but could quite happily live off them now.

Remember standing outside Leigh Casino 20th June 1977, Union Jack in hand, on Lizzie's last visit to Leigh so opted out of this one. Off topic: I have noticed a lot of references to Smiley being a bender......has he come out of the closet?

Shall I go up the back passage?

That would be brill teaching the youth of today this skill! I am drafting a letter right now to the Minister of Education, every PSHE lesson should include this. I am of the belief that passing it down from generation to generation is not doing a good enough job!

Many a good tune and all that!

You would though wouldn't you?

I'd like to say, "Ah! The memories!" But alas, don't remember!

Thank you!

It's not outing, it's outrage, you loon.