Here you go lads. A thread for you

#NUMBER NONCING

#MATH MOLESTERS

#FIGURE FIDDLERS

#DECIMAL DIDDLERS

#Amortisation Autistics

#Accountancy Abusers

#Calculation Cunts

Masturbation of mathematics

#xGophile

Innumerate imbeciles back at you fellas.

I'm long past childish name calling behaviour and so should you be I would have thought?

Look I'm quite happy to post my financial musings about the club here (and the Football Ventures thread) if it keeps you happy, but I reserve the right to make the first reply to any financial questions on any other thread, then suggest future discussion is brought back to here if needed?

Would that be enough to satisfy your tiny little hearts?

1 hour ago, Sluffy said:

Innumerate imbeciles back at you fellas.

I'm long past childish name calling behaviour and so should you be I would have thought?

Look I'm quite happy to post my financial musings about the club here (and the Football Ventures thread) if it keeps you happy, but I reserve the right to make the first reply to any financial questions on any other thread, then suggest future discussion is brought back to here if needed?

Would that be enough to satisfy your tiny little hearts?

Send them straight here instead.

No need for a double entry.

Edited June 4Jun 4 by RoadRunnerFan

Seems like I'm being told to suck eggs.

My innumerate chums would have no idea of your little play on words.

They bring to mind the idiom of the "the dog in the manger".

Look it up those who don't know what I'm on about.

14 minutes ago, jmjhb said:

Seems like I'm being told to suck eggs.

You're free to suck whatever you want, if however you are referring to my reply on the Transfer thread are you still of the mind that PBP own the hotel?

Reckon you can sort my accounts out Sluffy?

Tbf I reckon it'd be easier doing FVs :D

No mate, you really need to go to a reputable Certified Accountant, and I'm not one of them, although many have told me on several Wanderers forums over the years that I really do need to be certified!

I don't really understand the anger that several have against me, after all playing about on the internet isn't real life is it (well it maybe is to some of them I suppose) - and at the end of the day I'm only trying to help fellow Bolton fans understand what the books say - hardly enough for people to lose their cool over I wouldn't have thought.

Anyway up to them isn't it

Best to keep on the right side of the tax man, so get your books properly sorted out and then keep them up to date thereafter would be my advice.

I feel like I'm doing a Dear Deirdre agony aunt column doing this but if anyone has any questions, I'll try my best to answer them, if I can.

"I feel like I'm doing a Dear Deirdre agony aunt column doing this but if anyone has any questions, I'll try my best to answer them, if I can."

Will there ever be a boy born that can swim faster than a shark?

Edited June 4Jun 4 by RoadRunnerFan

I really meant in respect of the clubs finances but weirdly enough I know the answer to your question!

The answer is NO

I'm not being flippant either!

Obviously a shark is a creature that nature has honed over millions of years to become what it is in its natural environment, man of course being a creature of the land, not the water.

However a race between a Great White Shark and the worlds fastest swimmer at the time Michael Phelps was arranged in 2017 and this is what happened.

Olympian Michael Phelps races a great white shark

EDIT - I've no idea why my YouTube link didn't open fully?

Edited June 4Jun 4 by Sluffy

On 04/06/2026 at 21:37, RoadRunnerFan said:

Will there ever be a boy born that can swim faster than a shark?

Yes and its already happened . Most people can swim faster than a Whale Shark .