I'm thinking about getting into politics and running in the elections, would any of you lot vote for me??

i'd vote for you jay! as long as one of your election policies was to ban talksport from ever roadcasting its pointless drivel ever again!

I'm being deadly serious, I have loads of ideas to shape the country up

that may be but all you'd need to get my vote is to make talksport illegal!

that may be but all you'd need to get my vote is to make talksport illegal!

 

 

consider it done

right Jay C for prime minister!!!!

If you could sort out my pending conviction you can have my vote too.

Education would be one of the first shake ups. Give the teachers more control over these little chavs and re-introduce corporal punishment.

Also to get these gobshites learning, at the end of every school year they do exams and if they don't get a sufficient pass rate, they repeat the year. None of this moving up to the next year crap.

Education would be one of the first shake ups. Give the teachers more control over these little chavs and re-introduce corporal punishment.

Also to get these gobshites learning, at the end of every school year they do exams and if they don't get a sufficient pass rate, they repeat the year. None of this moving up to the next year crap.

 

anyone caught writing anything other than a tewxt message in text speak should get the cane!

Asylum??

 

The borders will be closed with immediate effect. Any pending cases will be rejected and a screening policy of those already here will take place and if they don't fit the criteria its bye bye.

This criteria includes work skills, training/education and how much money they bring with them(similar to Australia)

Dole and income support will be scrapped. No job no money(except in extreme cases, disability etc).

Nurseries will be built on estates to get these single parents to work.

These chavs who have loads of kids by different fathers so they get more benefits will be sterilised unless they can prove that they can earn enough money to support the existing family plus further additions.

 

The retirement age will be dropped to 55 and pensioners will recieve more money and benefits to a level they deserve.

 

Nhs will have a major shake up. A private medical aid scheme will be introduced.

 

Football match prices will be capped to a maximum of ??20.

 

National service will be introduced.

 

Wagons will be banned from the road during the day and they wont be allowed in the second and third lane.

 

Rapist and kiddy fiddlers will be castrated and put on a purpose built island.

 

All banning orders will be scrapped as a majority of them are utter b??llocks

fcuk OFF YOU LIBERAL!

Nurseries will be built on estates to get these single parents to work.

 

the current benefit system takes the piss, but nurseries take the piss with astronimical fees.

 

My missus is a nursery nurse on 10k and if me and her had a kid and sent it to nursery WITH her discount she would still bring home more money if she didnt work and took benefits instead.

 

so is it coz benfits are too high or minimum wage too low?

 

jay.c what are your views on this?

Nurseries will be built on estates to get these single parents to work.

 

the current benefit system takes the piss, but nurseries take the piss with astronimical fees.

 

My missus is a nursery nurse on 10k and if me and her had a kid and sent it to nursery WITH her discount she would still bring home more money if she didnt work and took benefits instead.

 

so is it coz benfits are too high or minimum wage too low?

 

jay.c what are your views on this?

 

 

There would be no fees for nurseries

so who would pay my missus's wages?

jay c for prime minister

OK, I'm happy with your education, health and welfare reforms (not sure how you'll pay for it all but neither is Gordon f??ckin Brown)

 

just one small thing though.

 

how about a zero rate of tax for rolling bacca.

 

you get my vote if you do it............

so who would pay my missus's wages?

 

You haven't got a Missus cause you're a homosexual who lives in a cyber world similar to Walter Mittee's

 

That's why nobody has ever seen you. I also suspect that you have never been to a football match, instead you hide in your loft and listen to a radio whilst masturbating over pictures of Anne Widdicome

How much is the deposit when you stand now?? I fancied doing it for a laugh when it was a hundred quid or summat but I expect its a bit more now.

it was ??500 in 2001 - and you dont get it back unless you get over 5% of the votes

I'm thinking about getting into politics and running in the elections, would any of you lot vote for me??

You're in luck, there isn't a BNP candidate standing in Bolton at the moment, and your policies fit the bill nicely

I'm thinking about getting into politics and running in the elections, would any of you lot vote for me??

You're in luck, there isn't a BNP candidate standing in Bolton at the moment, and your policies fit the bill nicely

 

 

Nah theres no chance mate, a posters family member tried it a few years ago but got refused point blank.

 

Wheres the democracy eh?

I'm with you Jay C. Can I be your Home Secretary.

 

And I just know that somebody is going to alter this to Can I be your Ho.

I'm with you Jay C. Can I be your Homosexual Secretary.

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Close Biffo, but no cigar!

so who would pay my missus's wages?

 

You haven't got a Missus cause you're a homosexual who lives in a cyber world similar to Walter Mittee's

 

That's why nobody has ever seen you. I also suspect that you have never been to a football match, instead you hide in your loft and listen to a radio whilst masturbating over pictures of Anne Widdicome

 

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