March 25, 200521 yr the neighbours cats keep pooing in our garden, should i-throw it in theirs, shoot the cats with pellet gun??? get a dog??? whadya reckon lads n lasses??? all help appreciated, cos the cat shit thing is very irritating.
March 25, 200521 yr simple, put ragging rat poison down if not, the pellet gun or baseball bat method is effective. MG ITK at ragging pussys :-$ Yes I'm pissed again.............
March 25, 200521 yr Talk to it and explain that it's just not on. Tried that but a voice 2 foot above tells me to get licking 8-[
March 25, 200521 yr the neighbours cats keep pooing in our garden, should i-throw it in theirs, shoot the cats with pellet gun??? get a dog??? whadya reckon lads n lasses??? all help appreciated, cos the cat shit thing is very irritating. Set your pussy on it
March 25, 200521 yr the neighbours cats keep pooing in our garden, should i-throw it in theirs, shoot the cats with pellet gun??? get a dog??? whadya reckon lads n lasses??? all help appreciated, cos the cat shit thing is very irritating. Set your pussy on it something smells very fishy to me...........
March 25, 200521 yr I have been bothered by bloody cats for a couple of years. Today I went out & bought a rose bush with prickly stems which I'm going to plant by their favourite spot. I've also got very prickly bramble stems tied around the place. They're not keen on citronella, lemon & orange peel scattered around is quite good for a while. Pepper scattered around, but it has to be renewed every time it rains. I also have a pressurised water canister thing in the kitchen and a super-soaker water pistol which gets them moving. What totally pisses me off is the arrogant way that they look at you when they're caught digging up the garden. Very satisfying getting them with the water-pistol when they're mid-dump though. Regards, St EG of Assisi
March 25, 200521 yr grab the little f??cker and cover it in sticky cordial pop. it will try to lick it off, get an almighty fur ball in its throat which with a bit of luck will choke the bastard. painful and slow but there you go. actually, if you're going to grab it, you may as well clod it in the oven and cook the c??nt.
March 25, 200521 yr Very satisfying getting them with the water-pistol when they're mid-dump though. I've never done it myself but I feel the satisfaction too. Total loss of dignity, but you know cats, they don't give a fcuk. They'll be just as arrogant tomorrow even with shit on their fur [-X
March 26, 200521 yr whats the point of having a cat in the first place? they stink, piss in your trainers, and bring you dead rodents as a gift. at least a dog will fetch you the newspaper.
March 26, 200521 yr go to chester zoo,get some tiger poo. put it int garden,no cats will come within a mile of your garden.. you heard it here first
March 26, 200521 yr plus if a burglar breaks into your house. a cat will stare at him and watch as he robs your stuff. A dog will bite the red ginger!!!
March 26, 200521 yr this cat sh!tting thing in my gargen has been p!ssing me off for ages. Last summer I tried the citrus technique that EG mentioned(slices of oranges and lemons), it didn't stop the bastards and I got a load of wasps
March 26, 200521 yr talking of wasps, does the wasp rugby team have a B team? :::::::::::::: :::::::::::::: :::::::::::::: :::::::::::::: :::::::::::::: :::::::::::::: :::::::::::::: :::::::::::::: :::::::::::::: :::::::::::::: :::::::::::::: :::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::
March 26, 200521 yr go to chester zoo,get some tiger poo.put it int garden,no cats will come within a mile of your garden.. you heard it here first Absolutely- the only drawback is the arival of the beast of Bolton or Bodmin when on heat- do more than dig up your soil.
March 26, 200521 yr Pick up the cat poo and post it thru your neighbour,s cats letterbox and keep on doing it.Thats what you call a RETURNED ITEM
March 27, 200521 yr Author Pick up the cat poo and post it thru your neighbour,s cats letterbox and keep on doing it.Thats what you call a RETURNED ITEM i was thinking more of leaving on the door step in a neat pattern.....like ringht now while im drunk- with a polite note saying-your cats forget to give this to you. or shall i just get out the pellet gun???? miawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
March 27, 200521 yr Author found the pellet gun, where are the flamin pellets though???, what can i use instead???? looked at a tin of beans-but they're too big, and i cant imagine that they would do much harm-would probaby just turn to mush on impact. 3 cats in the garden now-giving me dirty looks and mocking me. hissed at them- they laughed. missus c losing the battle of the cats. gutted................
March 27, 200521 yr Super soaker water pistol filled with boiling hot water and bleach is a good deterrent.
March 27, 200521 yr Super soaker water pistol filled with boiling hot water and bleach is a good detergent. I'm sure your kitchen cleaning techniques are very good Traf but what has it got to do with cats
March 27, 200521 yr Author problem solved, rediscovered our old mini paintball gun ( burtons ??8.99 including pellets). waiting for em, might be a new breed of multi coloured cat discovered soon!!
the neighbours cats keep pooing in our garden,
should i-throw it in theirs,
shoot the cats with pellet gun???
get a dog???
whadya reckon lads n lasses???
all help appreciated, cos the cat shit thing is very irritating.