February 2, 200620 yr Hello, Making my debut on this site, been warming up all day & still feeling a bit nervous but here goes... HELLO EVERYBODY! Phew, glad that's all over. Bye.
February 3, 200620 yr Caruthers.......... ever been p??ssed to the point of swallowing your own vomit and shitting in your pants?
February 3, 200620 yr Caruthers.......... ever been p??ssed to the point of swallowing your own vomit and shitting in your pants? Smiffs, I've just had this thought of you following Bamber Gascoigne and Jeremy Paxman into the chair on University Challenge: And your starter for ten . . . no, make it thirty, Have you ever been p??ssed to the point of swallowing your own vomit and shitting in your pants? DRRRRINGGGG! Caruthers, King's College Cambridge Yes, I have but not simult . . . simmult . . . .not at the same time. Smiffs No, I'm sorry, that's thirty points deducted for hesitation whilst shitting your pants.
February 3, 200620 yr Caruthers.......... ever been p??ssed to the point of swallowing your own vomit and shitting in your pants? Just the once!
February 3, 200620 yr I too have been joined a couple of weeks but have been too nervous to chip in with any witty asides.....glad it's not just me then with a wee bit of stage fright!Oh & yes, I have a proper o level in English so I'll be sticking to the Queens enlgish in all my posts.
February 3, 200620 yr I too have been joined a couple of weeks but have been too nervous to chip in with any witty asides.....glad it's not just me then with a wee bit of stage fright!Oh & yes, I have a proper o level in English so I'll be sticking to the Queens enlgish in all my posts. Let me be the first to say "Welcome to WanderersWays. HBAYT?
February 3, 200620 yr bugger, busted already. I haven't a clue what HBAYT means! I said O Level not PHD.
February 3, 200620 yr How Big Are Your Tits? I take it that the NO BALLS stems from the fact that you are female.
February 3, 200620 yr Bugger, busted again...yes I am a lady! & I do hope you're not one of spotty little urchins who sits behind the goals as I'll come round & have a word with your mum & get her to wash your mouth out with a bit of carbolic. I'd like to say they're pleasantly rounded, never had any complaints so far. Sublety's not big on this forum is it? Is that my initiation over with then?
February 3, 200620 yr Is that my initiation over with then? i fear it has only just begun no sign of widnes yet 8-[ ps spotty urchins...you must mean garp he'll be on later
February 3, 200620 yr That's be after detention then! I'll be clocking off from the factory then & signing in at the local hostelry. I'm afraid I'm a mere part time day user only.
February 3, 200620 yr Bugger, busted again...yes I am a lady! & I do hope you're not one of spotty little urchins who sits behind the goals as I'll come round & have a word with your mum & get her to wash your mouth out with a bit of carbolic.I'd like to say they're pleasantly rounded, never had any complaints so far. Sublety's not big on this forum is it? Is that my initiation over with then? Alas, my spotty little urchin days are now sadly behind me. Great piece of descriptive writing though, you'll go far in our "English for Idiots" section.
February 3, 200620 yr I'll be sticking to the Queens enlgish in all my posts. Soooooooooo close to a good start! But WTF is the Queens enlgish? Should that be the Queen's English? If so, you're wrong: she's German.
February 3, 200620 yr I was never on my 'A' game when it came to punctuation. I'm now hanging my head in shame!
February 3, 200620 yr That's be after detention then! I'll be clocking off from the factory then & signing in at the local hostelry. I'm afraid I'm a mere part time day user only. And which local hostelry in Horwich do you sign in at. Oh and welcome to Wandersways. Have you seen the flag?
February 3, 200620 yr when you're mopping the kitchen floor... do you ever get the urge...... you know...... to have a quick ride on the mop handle?
February 3, 200620 yr Bugger, busted again...yes I am a lady! & I do hope you're not one of spotty little urchins who sits behind the goals as I'll come round & have a word with your mum & get her to wash your mouth out with a bit of carbolic.I'd like to say they're pleasantly rounded, never had any complaints so far. Sublety's not big on this forum is it? Is that my initiation over with then? In english please.
February 3, 200620 yr mopping the floor? Are you serious? I have staff for that & if I ever catch one of them indulging in that sort of behaviour in my kitchen/diner they'd been sent back to the agency immediately! Do they not sell specific items in rude shops for that anyway?
February 3, 200620 yr That's be after detention then! I'll be clocking off from the factory then & signing in at the local hostelry. I'm afraid I'm a mere part time day user only. And which local hostelry in Horwich do you sign in at. Oh and welcome to Wandersways. Have you seen the flag? Only the classy ones.....actually there isn't any is there. Only the bowler & bayto be honest. The rest seem to be full of birds withno mirrors in their house & lads with half mast tracky bottoms. Totally unneccesary if you ask me. Happen I'm getting old.
February 3, 200620 yr That's be after detention then! I'll be clocking off from the factory then & signing in at the local hostelry. I'm afraid I'm a mere part time day user only. And which local hostelry in Horwich do you sign in at. Oh and welcome to Wandersways. Have you seen the flag? Only the classy ones.....actually there isn't any is there. Only the bowler & bayto be honest. The rest seem to be full of birds withno mirrors in their house & lads with half mast tracky bottoms. Totally unneccesary if you ask me. Happen I'm getting old. So I won't see you in the Crown or the Long Pull then.
February 3, 200620 yr Long Pull? How old are you? Yes, I do totter in the Fleapit but never the Crown. It's like a scene out of cocoon that gaff!
February 3, 200620 yr Long Pull? How old are you? Yes, I do totter in the Fleapit but never the Crown. It's like a scene out of cocoon that gaff! Don't you start, you're a newbie. If you listen to the regulars on here you would think I was present at the building of Stonehenge.
February 3, 200620 yr Long Pull? How old are you? Yes, I do totter in the Fleapit but never the Crown. It's like a scene out of cocoon that gaff! how old is Biff ? even he doesn't know but chances are God was a nipper when Biff was born
February 3, 200620 yr Well if he called the Old Original Bay Horse the Long Pull he's definately knocked on 40's door....
February 3, 200620 yr I'd like to say they're pleasantly rounded, never had any complaints so far. Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Woa woa woa What exactly is pleasantly rounded, Are we taking rounded as in a cricket ball or rounded as in a medicine ball, there's no need to be coy with me, I'm a snowdropper And do you lick both sides of the stamp beause Mr Sausage may be interested in carrying out some mud eye machanics with you and Dutch Girl Don't tell Dollybird though cause she likes mohair knickers and is from Levens Drive :-$
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Hello,
Making my debut on this site, been warming up all day & still feeling a bit nervous but here goes...
HELLO EVERYBODY!
Phew, glad that's all over.
Bye.