0 - number of games West Ham played in Europe

 

57 - approx age of the pro outside the hotel in Sunny Beach

 

250 - punters in the Happy Duck on the Wednesday

 

2500 - punters claiming to have been in the Happy Duck on the Wednesday

 

3- posters on this site who put soap in the Marseille fountain

 

2- posters who got pulled for putting the soap in

 

300 - Euros spent in Marseille

10: German Bombers in the air

45: on the Coach from Nimes Airport

40: minutes waiting for the henrilloyd crew to get to the coach!

1: Irish rock star

3: bottles of washing up liquid

131 - number of years our unbeaten record in European competitions lasted prior to the defeat at Marseille

17 - times I puked in the stadium in Istanbul

9 - number of nights spent in hotels on my European Tour

1580 - Number of pounds my husband spent on his European Tours

1580 - Number of pounds my husband spent on his European Tours  

 

 

 

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1580 - Number of pounds my husband spent on his European Tours  

 

 

Did you go to all 4 games? Less than ??400 per game including travel and hotels

Did you get pissed off 2 pints shandy belly

1580 - Number of pounds my husband spent on his European Tours  

 

 

Did you go to all 4 games? Less than ??400 per game including travel and hotels

Did you get pissed off 2 pints shandy belly

 

1580 - Number of pounds he told me it cost

1580 - Number of pounds my husband spent on his European Tours ](*' date=')[/quote']

 

 

Did you go to all 4 games? Less than ??400 per game including travel and hotels

Did you get pissed off 2 pints shandy belly

 

1580 - Number of pounds he told me it cost

 

Bulgaria

WWays - ??350ish

Spends - ??100 (You could not give money away!!)

 

Turkey

Offical travel - ??350ish

Spends - ??60 (On my own and only on day trip)

 

Portugal

WWays - ??270ish

Spends - ??150

 

France

Independant - ??150

Spends - ??150 (bottle of Vodka bought in Luton airport saved me a fortune on the Thursday)

 

Not too mention Madrid & Malaga :-$

1580 - Number of pounds my husband spent on his European Tours

 

 

Did you go to all 4 games? Less than ??400 per game including travel and hotels

Did you get pissed off 2 pints shandy belly

 

Easy, Istanbul was ??133 on Lufthansa, Porto was ??70 (?) on Ryanair and Nimes was ??60 on Ryanair. Chuck in 2 nights in a shit hotel at ??30 a night and Istanbul cost way under ??300 and Guimaraes and Marseille about ??200. It was only Plovdiv that cost anywhere near ??400.

 

This is assuming you are capable of getting to and from airports, booking flights and hotels and wiping your own arse. Some people preferred to pay ??800 a time to have it all done for them, I know who had the better time and who has an extra 2 grand still sat in their bank account :D/

2 number of times I lost the lads and found my way to the stadiums

 

245 amount of Euros spent in taxis

 

400 amount of Levs for Taxi in Bulgaria from Sofia to Sunny beech

 

12 number of flights watching the Trotters (Fecking Lufthansa and Portugalia)

 

4 numbers of places stayed Sofia..Sunny Beach...Porto...Auberge

 

1 number of times I puked :^o

 

3 number of foreign trains used

 

0 number of meals

4 = number of times I went in the fountain

1 = how many times I fell over on Thursday

200 = amount of euros I spent

1580 - Number of pounds my husband spent on his European Tours ](*' date=')[/quote']

 

 

Did you go to all 4 games? Less than ??400 per game including travel and hotels

Did you get pissed off 2 pints shandy belly

 

1580 - Number of pounds he told me it cost

 

He forgot to add rub a tug shops in his numbers

12 number of flights watching the Trotters (Fecking Lufthansa and Portugalia)

 

M46, were you on the nightmare lufthansa flight from Porto on the Sunday?

2 - the number of matches I had tickets for but missed due to various fcuk ups (Seville and Marseille) #-o

7: the number of coach journeys I had on my trips

0: decent hotel rooms

10: flights

10: different airports

5 countries

7 train journeys

2 coaches

10 planes

6 hotels

5 ladies

1 broken nose

1 lost bag

 

3500 quid

 

4 fackin great times

 

Roll on 2006/2007

10 number of beach balls paid for

 

0 number of beach balls received

 

30 number of mins before coach left for game in bulgaria when carlos got out of bed

 

2 away trips attended

 

2 away trips missed

 

1 number of minutes injury time in first half marseille

 

47 the minute marseille scored in

 

6 euros for a beer in marseille

 

5 euros for 6 cans of Bud in marseille

Beach balls are safe with me. Had them with me, forgot to pass them to you. Will be collectors items one day.

Then again, its hard to post them to someone when they don't bother to send you their address. Is it?

3500 quid

 

Northy, that is a serious amount of dosh . The five ladies must have had some service

20: the number of times I felll over that bastard chain in that square in Guimaraes

 

5: The number of hours we spent roaming round Marseille because the stupid coach driver couldn't find his way

 

6: The number of beach balls bought in total

 

And I can't quite remember the number of Euros I spent while I was in Europe but one thing I do know.... Too ferking much #-o

 

Ah well, roll on next years Euro tour!! :D/

12 planes, count 'em!

9 nights, 4 hotels, about 7 stars between them

5 hour wait at Gatwick

40 hours, no Bulgarian food, dirty c??nts

150 Lev, cost of a coach to Burgas :D/

2 Levs, cost of a beer in Central Bar, and it was happy hour

1 woman, Leanne from Little Lever, she were dead fit!

4 times I was sick in Istanbul :-$

4 of the best trips of my life

15 Euro, cost of steak, egg on top, ham, rice, salad, chips, bread, wine and beer twice in Guimaraes

Umpteen new friendships

3ml, size of a coffee in France

13 planes - how the feck did I manage to get 13 planes

13 planes - how the feck did I manage to get 13 planes

 

 

You must have done a round trip somewhere :-s

13 planes - how the feck did I manage to get 13 planes

 

 

You must have done a round trip somewhere :-s

 

on an odd number #-o