Can I just say, at present there has been a drought of decent jokes on this website for some time....come on kids, get on your A game and post some!

Here's your starter for 10!

 

A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he's

pulled over by the Police. The police officer approaches him and asks:"Have you been drinking Sir?"

"Why?" asks the man, "Was I driving badly?"

"No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was the ugly bird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious"

Pensioner woman is riding a motorbike on the motorway at 100MPH and knitting at the same time. A policeman comes alongside her screaming "pull over, pull over"

"No" she says "it's a scarf"

 

:D/

Oh I'll get me coat then.......

How about......

 

Sky have just won the rights to screen the first World Origami

Championships from Tokyo.

Unfortunately it's only available on Paper View

 

I'll close the door on my way out then eh?

Oh I'll get me coat then.......

How about......

 

Sky have just won the rights to screen the first World Origami

Championships from Tokyo.

Unfortunately it's only available on Paper View

 

I'll close the door on my way out then eh?

 

http://www.wanderersways.com/forum/viewtop...ight=paper+view

http://www.wanderersways.com/forum/viewtop...ight=paper+view

 

Sorry, I don't remember every joke I've ever read. I've got the memory of a flea with a bad memory!

An old lady looking into a cash machine, turns round & asks me if i could check her balance???????????

 

so i pushed the c??nt over.

 

toodle pip

 

 

 

:D/ :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/

An old lady looking into a cash machine, turns round & asks me if i could check her balance???????????

 

so i pushed the c??nt over.

 

toodle pip

 

 

 

:D/  :D/  :D/  :D/  :D/  :D/  :D/  :D/

 

An old lady looking into a cash machine, turns round & asks me if i could check her balance???????????

 

so i pushed the c??nt over.

 

toodle pip

 

 

 

:D/  :D/  :D/  :D/  :D/  :D/  :D/  :D/

kinell isaac

i don't believe you, isaac

 

an old lady wouldn't trust a manc with her money

Two condoms walk past a gay bar, one says to the other 'lets go in and get shit faced!'

the drought continues.

the drought continues.

If you can't say something constructive, jog on! :-#

Q : What to vegetarian worms eat?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A : Linda McCartney

 

(see, still bone dry)

(see, still bone dry)

As a nuns' c*nt!

If you can't say something constructive, jog on!  :-#

 

How many times have you watched football factory?

If you can't say something constructive, jog on!  :-#

 

How many times have you watched football factory?

 

A couple, why? Stop picking on me right! [-X

Been working in Tesco's on the wines & spirit section, but i got the sack.

A asian came in & said could i recommend a good port,

 

i said Dover now F??ck Off

 

Toodle pip

Been working in Tesco's on the wines & spirit section, but i got the sack.

A asian came in & said could i recommend a good port,  

 

i said Dover now F??ck Off

 

Toodle pip    

 

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, eating a cake while her dad gets his haircut. The barber smiles at her and says: "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin."

 

"I know" she replies "I'm gonna get t*ts too."

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, eating a cake while her dad gets his haircut. The barber smiles at her and says: "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin."

 

"I know" she replies "I'm gonna get t*ts too."

 

Piss poor! Where's that tumbleweed again?

Better than your pathetic effort.

 

Bitch.

Bitch.

 

Potty mouth! [-X

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks: "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?"

 

The little girl replies: "I want a Barbie and Action Man."

 

Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says: "I thought Barbie comes with Ken."

 

"No," said the little girl "She comes with Action Man, she fakes it with Ken."

A man has great tickets for the World Cup Final. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the empty seat next to him.

No," he says. "The seat is empty."

This is incredible!" says the other man.

Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World cup Final, the biggest sporting event, and not use it?"

Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come

with me, but she passed away.

This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married."

Oh , I'm sorry to hear that...that's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head.

 

 

 

 

 

"No, they're all at the funeral."

 

 

toodle pip :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/