having some banter with a mate earlier via text- she stayed over last night and we were a bit hungover this morning- when she left her hair was stuck up and her eyes stuck together, so ive just sent her a text saying-'god you looked fit this morning'

or so i thought....

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

having some banter with a mate earlier via text- she stayed over last night and we were a bit hungover this morning- when she left her hair was stuck up and her eyes stuck together, so ive just sent her a text saying-'god you looked fit this morning'

or so i thought....

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

well go on....who did you send it to?

Oh no my dear, i must conceal my embarrassment.....

Maybe the accountant will get my tax bill reduced though!!

During Euro 2000, I sent a text saying sommat like 'just arrived in amsterdam, meet you in red light later' or sommat similar, but sent it to an old flame who's name was next to the lad who it was intended for.

 

Her hubby got the text and was not impressed.

 

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Im slightly concerned by the fact that the accountant is older than my grandad and loks like a grey version of Penfold.

know a mate from halliwell who text (who he thought was a bird) asking if they fancied a f uck..

 

but sent it to one of our other mates..

 

he didn't reply and the texter had to apologise the next day..

know a mate from halliwell who text (who he thought was a bird) asking if they fancied a f uck..

 

but sent it to one of our other mates..

 

he didn't reply and the texter had to apologise the next day..

 

 

was the reciever secretly pleased? Did he buy KY jelly?

The lass he was texting must have been classy.

i did say halliwell..

 

best thing was he went into detail what he wanted to do..

i did say halliwell..

 

best thing was he went into detail what he wanted to do..

 

so..are we betting that he showed everyone in the pub the text then?

I sent a text when I was pissed one night after the match asking for a certain 'party' favour. Unfortunately the first person on my address list is Andy. Andy happens to be a police officer

I once got a text from a mate that was meant for his girlfriend. Can't remember the exact wording but it went something along the lines of.

 

"Hi babyboo. Please can I go for a drink with some of the lads tonight? If you want me to come home I'll just tell them you're not feeling too well? Love you, love you, love you xxxx"

Not a text exactly, but a mate of mine rang his missus from his mobile from outside a knocking shop in Prague - he went back inside after he'd spoken to her,and he put the phone back in his top pocket but he hadn't hung up properly - and she heard every word of his "Brothel banter"

Edited September 12, 200718 yr by Burndens Bogs

One of me old mobiles had a fairly slow phone book on it i had sent a particularly filthy message to my then missus Alison unfortunatley the phone book hadn't scrolled down far enough and i ended up sending it to Alan my driving instructor! D'oh!

Not a text exactly, but a mate of mine rang his missus from his mobile from outside a knocking shop in Prague - he went back inside after he'd spoken to her,and he put the phone back in his top pocket but he hadn't hung up properly - and she heard every word of his "Brothel banter"

 

During the 2002 Wanderersways outing to Prague, a certain poster was in a cubicle being serviced when his wife phoned him. No names mentioned

I once got a text from a mate that was meant for his girlfriend. Can't remember the exact wording but it went something along the lines of.

 

"Hi babyboo. Please can I go for a drink with some of the lads tonight? If you want me to come home I'll just tell them you're not feeling too well? Love you, love you, love you xxxx"

 

ive had one of those from a mate that was meant for his girlfriend.

 

"hiya babes, i love you loads and cant wait to marry you and see all our kids grow up, you mean more to me thatn anything in the world.... blah blah blah"

 

needless to say he got some serious stick for it, the big pansy!

Possibly worse is when you are sending a text about someone to someone else and accidentally asend it to the person who the text is about.

 

For instance I meant to send 'Peregrine* is getting divorced again due to yet another Thai bird, about time the big oaf grew up, he's got a daughter for f?ck's sake'

 

And sent it to Peregrine*

 

*Names changed to protect the guilty

 

Once received a text from a number I didn't recognise asking if I could help take a gazebo down. I agreed. I hope the f?cker is still standing. I had the last laugh, once again.

Is a mans show of affection for his partner always ridiculed by his mates then? ( although the above was ultra soppy)

Makes me laugh how you all lie to eachother and act as though you dont give a shit about your gal. Of course you do- who else would wash your socks?

Is a mans show of affection for his partner always ridiculed by his mates then? ( although the above was ultra soppy)

Makes me laugh how you all lie to eachother and act as though you dont give a shit about your gal. Of course you do- who else would wash your socks?

 

Yes, it's the law.

 

 

We're just soft as shite on the quiet.

Is a mans show of affection for his partner always ridiculed by his mates then? ( although the above was ultra soppy)

Makes me laugh how you all lie to eachother and act as though you dont give a shit about your gal. Of course you do- who else would wash your socks?

 

socks need washing?

I was supposed to send a text to a bit on the side I'd been banging...........instead I sent it to her indoors.

 

'she's out with her mates, you fancy coming round mine for a f*ck before she gets back?'

 

We're no longer together.

I was supposed to send a text to a bit on the side I'd been banging...........instead I sent it to her indoors.

 

'she's out with her mates, you fancy coming round mine for a f*ck before she gets back?'

 

We're no longer together.

 

How much simpler would it have been to simply text- fancy a f**K' ??

 

Anyway- you still seeing the 'other woman' then or was it less fun when it was 'allowed'?

just remembered..

 

bobcat used to get a few off me (unintentionally)

Edited September 12, 200718 yr by william bear

socks need washing?

<cough> she means "was your socks" <cough>

sent my mate Dean(next to Dad in address book)a text saying 'will you swap some porn?'

 

my dads missus always has his phone,as he doesn't know how to use it,they're both in their 80's

 

going round for Sunday tea has been a bit awkward since.

My lads g/f sent 'I love you' to his mate Haggy from my laddos phone, unfortunatley she hadnt scrolled down far enough and sent it to his Salford coach Hunty. He never lived it down at training!