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I want some sympathy- just found out ive got 5 cysts in my neck and 3 on my head.

Do i- take painkillers and and abstain from alcohol in Madrid or just get utterly pissed so i cant feel em?

What about direct application of vodka onto the offending lumps?

Help!!!!

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I want some sympathy- just found out ive got 5 cysts in my neck and 3 on my head.

Do i- take painkillers and and abstain from alcohol in Madrid or just get utterly pissed so i cant feel em?

What about direct application of vodka onto the offending lumps?

Help!!!!

Drink cures most things

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I want some sympathy- just found out ive got 5 cysts in my neck and 3 on my head.

Do i- take painkillers and and abstain from alcohol in Madrid or just get utterly pissed so i cant feel em?

What about direct application of vodka onto the offending lumps?

Help!!!!

 

They're probably just nasty zits. I'll give em a good squeeze in Madrid for a nominal fee! Then you can get pissed after. Job done!

Yours sincerely

NB - MD!

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I want some sympathy- just found out ive got 5 cysts in my neck and 3 on my head.

Do i- take painkillers and and abstain from alcohol in Madrid or just get utterly pissed so i cant feel em?

What about direct application of vodka onto the offending lumps?

Help!!!!

 

Are they the sort of cysts that have big insect larvae growing inside them?

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I want some sympathy- just found out ive got 5 cysts in my neck and 3 on my head.

Do i- take painkillers and and abstain from alcohol in Madrid or just get utterly pissed so i cant feel em?

What about direct application of vodka onto the offending lumps?

Help!!!!

 

Blame the Poles!

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I want some sympathy- just found out ive got 5 cysts in my neck and 3 on my head.

Do i- take painkillers and and abstain from alcohol in Madrid or just get utterly pissed so i cant feel em?

What about direct application of vodka onto the offending lumps?

Help!!!!

 

 

That sounds disgusting.

 

I think you should pay for TSO to shag a whore and you sit there and watch.

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