am watching the sporting lisbon match on sentanta at the moment, and its making me really want to go to Lisbon now.

 

All i need is time off and the money, so any suggestions on how i could get wrongly sacked and then sue for unfair dismassal would be greatly appreciated!

Say the boss grabbed yer tits

Play the ginger card.

Is Setanta breaking up in Wigan too?

Text him when you are drunk! :p

horwich - i think you're obsessed with tits

whites - ginger discrimination? or say us gingers have a national holiday that i have to celebrate?

carlos - yes

sue - I'm getting a breathalyser put on my phone so i can no longer use it when intoxicated

Ali, come and join me: I hate my job too.

should we set up our own business when we get back Traf? I promise I will never turn up for work hungover again.

Next job... robbing a bank. anyone get any tips? just enough to cover the trip to lisbon for my dad and I, then starting up a new business!

should we set up our own business when we get back Traf? I promise I will never turn up for work hungover again.

Next job... robbing a bank. anyone get any tips? just enough to cover the trip to lisbon for my dad and I, then starting up a new business!

MG WHITES will have some of that.

 

After a week on sick i dont want to go back to work in morn.

am watching the sporting lisbon match on sentanta at the moment, and its making me really want to go to Lisbon now.

 

All i need is time off and the money, so any suggestions on how i could get wrongly sacked and then sue for unfair dismassal would be greatly appreciated!

 

May I ask what you do for a living?

 

One opttion that always works at our place is menstruals. Your womb is your weapon here. Tell the gaffer your period pains are like hot rods being stuck through your belly button. If he's pretending to ignore it, simply scrape the topping off a large quattro formaggio pizza and slap it on his desk. He'll ring the taxi for you.

Say the boss grabbed yer tits

 

Is that what you said?

 

As for going to Sporting. My bank balance has hit a critical level and unless I win some money or someone takes pity on me then I will be C5 that night.

should we set up our own business when we get back Traf?

 

Traf, get yourself a pimpmobile. You have a willing worker. Would blokes up there pay for a ginger or do they expect it free gratis?

As for going to Sporting. My bank balance has hit a critical level and unless I win some money or someone takes pity on me then I will be C5 that night.

Don't forget I will be doing a draw in the aircraft again when someone WILL win a free trip.

 

'It could be you'

should we set up our own business when we get back Traf? I promise I will never turn up for work hungover again.

Next job... robbing a bank. anyone get any tips? just enough to cover the trip to lisbon for my dad and I, then starting up a new business!

 

 

If asked in the interview I would be tempted not to mention the 'I will never turn up for work' bit.

I've got a new idea... play on this illness thing. Say the doctor said a few days abroad would see me right?

May I ask what you do for a living?

 

One opttion that always works at our place is menstruals. Your womb is your weapon here. Tell the gaffer your period pains are like hot rods being stuck through your belly button. If he's pretending to ignore it, simply scrape the topping off a large quattro formaggio pizza and slap it on his desk. He'll ring the taxi for you.