JJB pool was clear of stools this morning.

Plenty of stools in the windows of DFS on Middlebrook this morning.

There was an "incident" in the Virgin Active pool a couple of weeks ago. And I've just had an incident in my bathroom.

There was an "incident" in the Virgin Active pool a couple of weeks ago. And I've just had an incident in my bathroom.

 

What incident?

Last nights home made tuna fishcakes with fresh chillis, created stool problems in my bathroom this morning. Looked a bit like that job in the Bulgarian border toilets, but not quite as solid

Last nights home made tuna fishcakes with fresh chillis, created stool problems in my bathroom this morning. Looked a bit like that job in the Bulgarian border toilets, but not quite as solid

 

Technically we were on the Macedonian side!

Technically we were on the Macedonian side!

 

Whatever side, it looked on the grim side. I wonder if the owner is still alive?

Whatever side, it looked on the grim side. I wonder if the owner is still alive?

FFS,Just as i was having my ham and eggs too:bad:

Bad? Pathetic!

 

Such a small sample, from the size of those fcuking great foot prints?

 

Do mini people have big feet?

Technically we were on the Macedonian side!

 

Just to clarify, was it in the gents or the ladies? Or was there no sign to show which was which. I remember running out of one of the toilet blocks due to the stench but apart from that it's all a little hazy fantazy.

The real question is why was Undies in the bogs with his camera?

 

I asked him at the time and I can't remember his answer

It was the gents... I think.

 

The 'ladies' did just consist of 3 holes in the floor, so maybe that was the gents and all the blokes had gone in the 'ladies'.

Just to clarify, was it in the gents or the ladies? Or was there no sign to show which was which. I remember running out of one of the toilet blocks due to the stench but apart from that it's all a little hazy fantazy.

 

It was in the gents because the stench was that bad i pissed in the ladies but plenty braved it and carried on reguardless

fcuking weirdos

What incident?

 

A big shit. Sorry it that wasn't clear.

A big shit. Sorry it that wasn't clear.

 

Jus the fact i work there and dont know anything about it.

Jus the fact i work there and dont know anything about it.

 

Not sure I'd admit to being a toilet attendant on here

Not sure I'd admit to being a toilet attendant on here

 

thats becuase im not.

Whats wrong with being a Loo Keeper?

What incident?

 

He was caught cottaging ...you know...poking stools...

Jus the fact i work there and dont know anything about it.

 

Apparently it was only a "normal" turd and not diarrhoea, which is ok then. That's what's happened when you let kids and old folk in.

 

Carlos

Off back to Total Fitness.

thats becuase im not.

 

So why do you work in the greek's toilet?

 

Or have I missed summat here?

The real question is why was Undies in the bogs with his camera?

I asked him at the time and I can't remember his answer

 

 

A good photo journalist is always on duty. These things have got to be documented otherwise they won't be believed.

Just to clarify, was it hazy .

I think Hazzy went there by plane?

incidently someone at work has the habit of leaving a shit for all to view on a regular basis. it looks like someone has thrown a bucket of mud down the karzee. (no bog roll)

 

I believe Guinness is involved somewhere along the line as its almost black.

 

The camera phone will be on hand next time i get a "surprise" lurking in trap 3.....so i can report back to this thread

Being a Guinness drinker I can confirm that the Irish stuff does have this effect, well with me it does. But it normally comes out looking like a lumps of coal rather than weak Tarmac.