SLEAZY

Shagamuff*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*That was a statement, not a question btw. JSL

Sh1thot

Shagfest

Shagfest

 

 

believe me, you wouldn'tg want to shag any of em.

 

just like blackpool with sunshine, p?ssed up fat bloater gangs of girls gobbing off and gangs of lads fighting each other

believe me, you wouldn'tg want to shag any of em.

 

just like blackpool with sunshine, p?ssed up fat bloater gangs of girls gobbing off and gangs of jocks fighting each other

 

 

typical eh billy bear ???

typical eh billy bear ???

 

 

and not one english fight i'll bet????

believe me, you wouldn'tg want to shag any of em.

 

just like blackpool with sunshine, p?ssed up fat bloater gangs of girls gobbing off and gangs of lads fighting each other

 

Just like a night on Halliwell Rd then

believe me, you wouldn'tg want to shag any of em.

 

just like blackpool with sunshine, p?ssed up fat bloater gangs of girls gobbing off and gangs of lads fighting each other

 

 

 

 

Was pondering where to book for my summer holl at the begining of July, Magaluff came highly recommended by groups of young lads i know who went.

Megaruff.

believe me, you wouldn'tg want to shag any of em.

 

just like blackpool with sunshine, p?ssed up fat bloater gangs of girls gobbing off and gangs of lads fighting each other

 

Well, erm, I thought it was, erm, well OK to be honest.

superb...

 

some of my favourite memories 1989ish for the next couple of years happened in magaluf with some infamous notrights...the older lads i went with some no longer with us had me on a steep learning curve, introducing me to LSD, soft black weed straight from morroco and scouse PR workers happy times, with lads who i would walk over hot coals for...

 

went back in 2001 for my stag do and took 45 other simpletons along for the ride...

 

certainly wouldn't take our maud or the little one there...

 

anyone who think's it isn't going to be blackpool with sun is on crack...

superb...

 

some of my favourite memories 1989ish for the next couple of years happened in magaluf with some infamous notrights...the older lads i went with some no longer with us had me on a steep learning curve, introducing me to LSD, soft black weed straight from morroco and scouse PR workers happy times, with lads who i would walk over hot coals for...

 

went back in 2001 for my stag do and took 45 other simpletons along for the ride...

 

certainly wouldn't take our maud or the little one there...

 

anyone who think's it isn't going to be blackpool with sun is on crack...

 

 

 

some of the best trips EVER..

 

porta calum

The most shocking things I recall was sitting outside linekars one morning whilst a few of the lads, in broad daylight, snorted coke off the table, and nobody around batted an eyelid.

some of the best trips EVER..

 

porta calum

 

 

mate looking back....

 

bonkers

I'm going there in a fortnight - marvellous!

mate looking back....

 

bonkers

 

 

wouldn't change any of it..

 

r.i.p custard

wouldn't change any of it..

 

r.i.p custard

 

 

indeed pal...

 

sure he won't mind...but one afternoon after a sesh outside that cockney fellas bar..."hard life innnit lads"...

 

we retired back to the pool area....D had just introduced me to larger and lime...after several pints of the stuff in the midday sun it gets a bit much...

 

Anyhow Clusk fell asleep no cream on...we placed paseata coins all over his body and face...

 

a few hours later he awoke....

 

bright pink covered in white dots the size of 10p peices...

 

you may of been there...they all blend into one nowadays

indeed pal...

 

sure he won't mind...but one afternoon after a sesh outside that cockney fellas bar..."hard life innnit lads"...

 

we retired back to the pool area....D had just introduced me to larger and lime...after several pints of the stuff in the midday sun it gets a bit much...

 

Anyhow Clusk fell asleep no cream on...we placed paseata coins all over his body and face...

 

a few hours later he awoke....

 

bright pink covered in white dots the size of 10p peices...

 

you may of been there...they all blend into one nowadays

 

was it the one you had to sleep on the balcony

Excellent!

wouldn't change any of it..

 

r.i.p custard

 

 

ill second that,

 

magaluff is mad at the moment, its full of stag dos n hen do's till june'ish.

 

july onwards is my favorite time its a bit more chilled then.

 

tso there is some belting little birds there, bet you just bumped into the hen do that was also a rugby team

any young people planning a summer holiday get to malia seems the place tyo be this year.

Malia is so early 90's.

believe me, you wouldn'tg want to shag any of em.

 

just like blackpool with sunshine, p?ssed up fat bloater gangs of girls gobbing off and gangs of lads fighting each other

 

 

Didn't notice a big fecker of a bouncer by any chance did you?

 

Bout 6'8, reet ugly fucker.

 

One mean fecker, seen him take six lads on by himself last year..

any young people planning a summer holiday get to malia seems the place tyo be this year.

 

 

its ok but its got some big down points

 

you'll strugle to take a bird back to your hotel,

 

shit food, home made sprits that wipe you out 4 for 1

 

oh and dont ever rent a fuckin quad

 

they pinch it back off you in the night then sting you for as much as they can in the morning

 

loads of mixed grills from london

 

oh and the greeks are dirty horrible rapist bastards aswell