Pablo Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 "Whats the first sign of madness? Suggs walking up your driveway!" Fcuking winner! Simple. The only one that made me laugh out loud. :yahoo: :yahoo:
Whizz Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 2 rats in the sewer. 1 say's to the other, "Our life is shit, we eat shit for beakfast, shit for dinner, shit for tea and shit for supper." "Never mind." says the other rat, "tommorrow we can go on the piss."
Churchill Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 What time does Andy Murray go to bed? Bout Ten-ish!
MickyD Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 So, the curry up Gt Lever . . . .? Maybe not. I've just heard it and it's in incredibly bad taste. I got a cardomon pod in my mouth!
MickyD Posted June 28, 2008 Posted June 28, 2008 Bloke goes up to a chinese prostitute and asked what she does. "Oh, eet all depend on wah yoo wah" she says The bloke asks, "How much for a 69?" "If you feenk ahm cooking cheekin een bla'bean sos at thees time . . . "
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