Would it balls.

Out in the sun during the day. Work the evening / night: then off to a club.

 

Indeed. I retract my earlier comment...

its available when i want it. im a bit ill today coughing like no ones business because of the air con i think

are you going to be what they refer to in the business as a "sandwich artist"?

indeed

Is sandwich a euphemism for piss?

Is sandwich a euphemism for piss?

I thought it was referring to a sex act with more than 2 and less than 4. Happen it was just me then.

Happen my mind wasn't as far into the gutter as yours.

But Subway's website describes the post as:

 

Sandwich Artists?

Sandwich Artists? have a positive outlook, thrive in a busy work environment and are keen to learn to art of great sandwich making. You will work well as part of a team, making delicious sandwiches to customer requirements. You will be responsible for serving customers, following health and safety procedures, and keeping the store clean.

But Subway's website describes the post as:

 

Sandwich Artists?

Sandwich Artists? have a positive outlook, thrive in a busy work environment and are keen to learn to art of great sandwich making. You will work well as part of a team, making delicious sandwiches to customer requirements. You will be responsible for serving customers, following health and safety procedures, and keeping the store clean.

That's just a daft job title for a buttie maker, it doesn't allow for a hierarchy, they should be graded as such IMO

 

Sandwich Assistant

Sandwich Technician

Director of Sandwiches

That's just a daft job title for a buttie maker, it doesn't allow for a hierarchy, they should be graded as such IMO

 

Sandwich Assistant

Sandwich Technician

Director of Sandwiches

Or following from their use of the word artist:

 

Medieval Sandwich Artist

The Renaissance Sandwich Artist

Mannerism Sandwich Artist

Baroque Sandwich Artist

Neoclassicist Sandwich Artist

Romanticist Sandwich Artist

Realist Sandwich Artist

Modern Sandwich Artist

Contemporary Sandwich Artist.

I'm sure Subway is just a glorified production line. Would an artist paint one stroke and then pass on the canvas to the next person to add to?

It's almost 48 hours since we last heard from the boy wonder.

Do you think he's still alive?

It's almost 48 hours since we last heard from the boy wonder.

Just after he logged off the other night, he had a night of wild, hot sex.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

His ?rse is too sore to sit down in the internet caf? at the minute, but he'll be back on line again soon I epxect

Perhaps he needs one of these:

 

i cannot believe that somebody has actualy laid him

i cannot believe that somebody has actualy laid him

 

I think we misunderstood it, probably got laid out.

Or following from their use of the word artist:

 

Medieval Sandwich Artist

The Renaissance Sandwich Artist

Mannerism Sandwich Artist

Baroque Sandwich Artist

Neoclassicist Sandwich Artist

Romanticist Sandwich Artist

Realist Sandwich Artist

Modern Sandwich Artist

Contemporary Sandwich Artist.

perhaps if he is good he might get promoted to the Sandwich board be carefull olli the straps will play havoc with your suntan and people will stare at your unusually shaped white bits as you loll on the beach on your monthly day off TOP TIP cotact the local greek orthodox church see if they will sponser the afore mentioned board turn it inside out so the punters dont see the subway logo paint it with BEWARE THE END IS NIGH and warnings about SODDAM AND GOMORAH get parading up and down bar street at midnight ps enquire where the local casualty is should you need it at short notice

Oli is officially a malia bum*

 

 

 

* Courtesey of facebook. Presumes this means the lazy f?ckwit still aint got a job and will be home in the near future?

im back been very busy over the last few days sleeping. im going to stay as a malia bum until the cashflow stops then will get a job, its not a difficult situation to be honest.

 

whats the weather like back im my homeland

im back been very busy over the last few days sleeping. im going to stay as a malia bum until the cashflow stops then will get a job, its not a difficult situation to be honest.

 

whats the weather like back im my homeland

It's crackin t'flags here.

im back been very busy over the last few days sleeping. im going to stay as a malia bum until the cashflow stops then will get a job, its not a difficult situation to be honest.

 

whats the weather like back im my homeland

 

as has been said many a time, it's not difficult now as yer studenty types are still at uni/college.

Come the next couple of weeks it'll all be different.

I'd get a decent job now whilst they're available rather than getting a shitty job once you're skint.

Edited July 3, 200818 yr by frank_spencer

uni and college people are all finished they are here now

im back been very busy over the last few days sleeping. im going to stay as a malia bum until the cashflow stops then will get a job, its not a difficult situation to be honest.

 

whats the weather like back im my homeland

 

Thank f?ck I didnt employ you

Thank f?ck I didnt employ you

Aye, you were very perceptive there, Smiffs.

A good job you employed that lass with the big tits instead, eh?

uni and college people are all finished they are here now

 

not yet all finished they break up on the 18th of july so you've got 2 and a bit weeks before they all arrive