You think in years to come he will still be telling the story of how he 'worked away in Greece in 2008'?

Is the lad really as thick as a donkeys cock?

 

Oh yes.

If he was my lad and I was paying for him to arse around, I wouldn't let the little fucker come home.

 

Whatever has happened shouldn't let you pass up on this opportunity. You'll regret it in the future i'm sure. You're young, footloose, get a job, get a bird for the summer, shag her arse off and enjoy yourself.

 

You're missing f?ck all back home.

I can't say I know much about Oli other than his posts on here, but the lad sounds genuinely funny as fcuk!!

 

Its too hot, fcuk me!! Is the lad really as thick as a donkeys cock?

yes, yes, a thousand times yes

 

the guy was in the wrong queue for the flight to munich

yes, yes, a thousand times yes

 

the guy was in the wrong queue for the flight to munich

 

Is that when he went on his own via Salsburg?

Is that when he went on his own via Salsburg?

yeah- we were on the same flight, but didnt fancy telling him

Laughable.

It's hot? In Crete? Oh shit piss f?ck tw?t! I'm off there in 12 days and was looking forward to a bit of snowbording!

It's hot? In Crete? Oh shit piss f?ck tw?t! I'm off there in 12 days and was looking forward to a bit of snowballing!

Oli, lad, bring us a Giros back.

Oli, lad, bring us a Giros back.

He'll be getting plenty of Giros when he gets home.

No f?cker'll employ him!

No f?cker'll employ him!

 

It's merely a matter of horses for courses Traf. A successful career as a crash test dummy awaits him.

are there not any positions for "village idiot" going anywhere?

Nah, his vacated slot in Walkden was easily filled.

Over 10,000 suitable candidates, apparently.

Nah, his vacated slot in Walkden was easily filled.

Over 10,000 suitable candidates, apparently.

I had a hand in sifting trough the application forms. Surprised me that at least 6 applicants think IT experience is measured by the amount of shite they post on Wanderersways!

Better be extra vigilanton the roads from Monday

Nah, his vacated slot in Walkden was easily filled.

Over 10,000 suitable candidates, apparently.

Oli, if you need a car, you can buy mine for a reasonable fee! although it doesn't have air con so might get a bit warm for you!

Oli, if you need a car, you can buy mine for a reasonable fee! although it doesn't have air con

 

It won't have a front end for long if he buys it!!

He saw a sign saying "Drive Through McDonald's" so he did. What's the problem?

How much was your 2 weeks package deal?

 

 

woud it be wrong of me to break customer confidentiality this once and let the whole board know how much Mr Spence 2 week holiday cost him?

woud it be wrong of me to break customer confidentiality this once and let the whole board know how much Mr Spence 2 week holiday cost him?

 

Hmm: customer confidentiality versus the chance of raising more business.

It's a no-brainer, just like Oli.

you would have a job as i didnt book a two week holiday i booked a flight there the got accom when i got there. paid a months rent and then got bored and booked a flight home.

you would have a job as i didnt book a two week holiday i booked a flight there the got accom when i got there. paid a months rent and then got bored and booked a flight home.

 

bit what i can't understand is why?

 

You had a chance there Mr Spence! but you came home as it was too hot????

 

Given the chance to do my teenage years again i'd be out there like a shot!

bit what i can't understand is why?

 

You had a chance there Mr Spence! but you came home as it was too hot????

 

Given the chance to do my teenage years again i'd be out there like a shot!

Same here, best times ive ever spent as a teen.