So what you're saying is that your bird is an owd haggered duffer, who fingers your arsehole.

 

And you're thinking of bring her to the match, and introducing her to a few from here.....

Anyway, there's a chance I'll bring her along to a game next season and I don't want her bombarded with chants about sticking her finger up my arse.

 

very good.

Anyway, there's a chance I'll bring her along to a game next season and I don't want her bombarded with chants about sticking her finger up my arse.

From this moment on, can we refer to her as Poo-Finger?

No sex partner of mine has ever stuck her finger up my arse and I don't think I'd like them to either.

 

I'm all for each to their own and stuff and am a deeply liberal individual, but how is the topic broached and what is the sort of chain of events behind it happening?

So what you're saying is that your bird is an owd haggered duffer, who fingers your arsehole.

 

And you're thinking of bring her to the match, and introducing her to a few from here.....

 

No, she's not old and haggered, she's only in her early 30's. I'm just saying she's past her prime, that's all. Common sense.

No, she's not old and haggered, she's only in her early 30's. I'm just saying she's past her prime, that's all. Common sense.

did she ask if she could finger your hole the first time she did it? - or did she just whizz it up there?

No, she's not old and haggered, she's only in her early 30's. I'm just saying she's past her prime, that's all. Common sense.

 

Ok, fair dos....She's not old.

 

But you have no problem being the board member who gets his arse fingered

If I went home and said to Doris, 'hey, lets get the kids in bed, I'll run you a bath, then I want you to shove your finger up my arse' she'd be ringing my mates up and telling them what a deviant I was.

No sex partner of mine has ever stuck her finger up my arse and I don't think I'd like them to either.

 

I'm all for each to their own and stuff and am a deeply liberal individual, but how is the topic broached and what is the sort of chain of events behind it happening?

 

in my experience, things like this "just happen" by "accident"

 

I can't think of a better way to put it

 

suggestive nods are winks can be used too

sorry, but we seem to be shifting from the original point here

 

it's not just arse fingering, we've been there before

 

it's a Trifecta

 

- arse fingering

- balls in mouth

- wank

 

all or nothing

 

Firthy - was it any good? Do you get confused whilst trying to determine which bit is the most enjoyable? bet it gets pungent/moist down there if it takes her a while

did she ask if she could finger your hole the first time she did it? - or did she just whizz it up there?

 

She didn't ask, she just did it. I went mad and asked her what the fcuk she was doing, and then she convinced me to leave her to it. It's not like it was her fist or anything.

 

Ok, fair dos....She's not old.

 

But you have no problem being the board member who gets his arse fingered

 

I'm just being honest mate. It's not a regular occurrence by any stretch (no pun intended).

Edited June 30, 200818 yr by Firthy

Firthy - was it any good? Do you get confused whilst trying to determine which bit is the most enjoyable? bet it gets pungent/moist down there if it takes her a while

 

Yeah, it was alright. It was a while ago though. I'll get her to do it again tomorrow night and give you a full review on Wednesday.

She didn't ask, she just did it. I went mad and asked her what the fcuk she was doing, and then she convinced me to leave her to it. It's not like it was her fist or anything.

 

 

 

So matter of fact

She didn't ask, she just did it. I went mad and asked her what the fcuk she was doing, and then she convinced me to leave her to it. It's not like it was her fist or anything.

did she shove her ginger right in, down to the knuckles?

 

did she take her rings off?

did she make your breakfast in the morning with shit up her fingernail?

did she shove her ginger right in, down to the knuckles?

 

did she take her rings off?

 

I don't know how far in it went. I didn't get the mirror out, or ask her to film it.

 

She wasn't wearing any rings. She obviously wanted to wear mine.

did she shove her ginger right in, down to the knuckles?

 

did she take her rings off?

 

 

did she make your breakfast in the morning with shit up her fingernail?

 

There are some wonderfully enquiring minds on here!

Does she bite her nails?

Does she bite her nails?

 

Funnily enough, no.

did she make your breakfast in the morning with shit up her fingernail?

 

No, we were at my house so I made the breakfast. Sausage butties with brown sauce.

did she make your breakfast in the morning with shit up her fingernail?

When she shoved it up, did you go 'Ooooohh' in a Kenneth Williams kind of way?

 

No, we were at my house so I made the breakfast. Sausage butties with brown sauce.

 

Are you sure it was a sausage with brown sauce?

When she shoved it up, did you go 'Ooooohh' in a Kenneth Williams kind of way?

 

 

Off on a tangent for a mo.....

 

Our Doris someitmes watched Gems TV. Dont laugh.

 

One of the dollies was modelling a ring, but she had proper mons hons.

 

So I rang up the number, and said something along the lines of 'the ring yon lass is modelling would look far nicer if she didnt have manky fingernails, and that it looked liked she'd been pullung up carrots all day.

 

They were very polite, but put the phone down.

 

 

 

as you were........