By the way, how do you pronouce 'trifecta'?

 

I'm going to phone her tonight and tell her what it's called so in future I don't have to say "Would you mind sucking my balls and shoving your finger up my arse whilst tossing me off again love?", I can just say "Trifecta?"

Off on a tangent for a mo.....

 

Our Doris someitmes watched Gems TV. Dont laugh.

 

One of the dollies was modelling a ring, but she had proper mons hons.

 

So I rang up the number, and said something along the lines of 'the ring yon lass is modelling would look far nicer if she didnt have manky fingernails, and that it looked liked she'd been pullung up carrots all day.

 

They were very polite, but put the phone down.

as you were........

No, Smiffs, you make a valid point. I have long acrylic nails for that reason if not any others (and there are a fair few) I would not shove my finger up a gentleman's back end.

It sounds very wrong.

No, Smiffs, you make a valid point. I have long acrylic nails for that reason if not any others (and there are a fair few) I would not shove my finger up a gentleman's back end.

It sounds very wrong.

 

Well if you ever change your mind, cut your nails first cos it bloody hurts.

By the way, how do you pronouce 'trifecta'?

Try Feck ter

Try Feck ter

 

No, Smiffs, you make a valid point. I have long acrylic nails

you wouldn't want to accidentally leave a false nail up there would you, it could cause all manner of problems

I'll stand by my comment when we discussed rimming...

 

some of you need to broaden your horizons...

 

continue..

Even if i would, what sort of woman is going to put her finger up my hairy arse?

 

I'd hazard a guess that it would be one who thinks that a good dusting with talcum powder, is as good as a bath.

It's all about timing I suppose. If you're on the vinegars she'll get away with it and it's one "in the bank" for next time when you get to stoick anything you choose in her cornhole.

 

It's better than a doctor doing it and telling you your walnut's too big.

I have just read this thread from the top and I am p!ssing my sides. This must be one of the funniesr ever.

Hats off to Firthy.......or is it Filthy

When she shoved it up, did you go 'Ooooohh' in a Kenneth Williams kind of way?

 

 

 

How stupid do you look to others when you burst out laughing whilst at the pc?

 

I've got tears in my eyes with that commemnt!

 

Back to the topic.....isn't there a G spot up a mans bum? Did she hit it Firthy?

A G what?

 

No.

 

Preston?

When she shoved it up, did you go 'Ooooohh' in a Kenneth Williams kind of way?

 

 

lmfao smiffs

Edited June 30, 200818 yr by Ashey

funniest thread for a long time on here

 

 

Preston?

 

Not far off.

Back to the topic.....isn't there a G spot up a mans bum? Did she hit it Firthy?

 

I don't think so. It's not like she was rooting around or anything.

 

I'm going to regret this display of honesty.