right, I was introduced to these by an Aussie bird over the weekend, when I say introduced, she told us about it, she didn't do it

 

anyway

 

turns out it's where at the same time a bird will:

 

- put your balls in her mouth

- put a finger up your arse

- give hand job with spare hand

 

I'll be honest, I've never heard of one of these, according to Wikipedia:

 

"Trifecta" as a slang term is used to describe any successful or favorable phenomenon or characteristic that comes in threes

 

which makes sense

 

and apparently:

 

A trifecta can be a name used to describe a group of three homosexual men who are in a "relationship" together.

 

the word originally comes from the betting term where you predict which horses will come in 1st, 2nd and 3rd

 

has anyone ever had / given one of these?

 

I've never had one, but can't wait for my first*

 

*from a lady, not a homo menage a trois

 

Zico - learning and teaching something new everyday

no, but two outta three aint bad

no, but two outta three aint bad

 

Two homosexuals?

Two homosexuals?

I have.

I have.

 

Aye, and i've walked on the moon

I've had a Hexafecta

I have.

did you not find it difficult to breathe, with a blokes balls in your mouth?

did you not find it difficult to breathe, with a blokes balls in your mouth?

 

You aren't implying that Firthy is female are you?

I've had a Hexafecta

 

What, 6 fingers up yer bum? Jeysus

did you not find it difficult to breathe, with a blokes balls in your mouth?

 

No, you just breathe through your nose.

 

Seriously though, the woman I'm seeing at the moment is 8 years older than me and kinky as fcuk.

What, 6 fingers up yer bum? Jeysus

Aye, she was from Burnley.

No, you just breathe through your nose.

 

Seriously though, the woman I'm seeing at the moment is 8 years older than me and kinky as fcuk.

 

Did she used to be a model?

Did she used to be a model?

 

Does her dad own a brewery?

Did she used to be a model?

 

from Breightmet?

Does her dad own a brewery?

That just reminds me of: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KBq5Qo2QhTI&...feature=related

Did she used to be a model?

 

No, but I've seen photos of her when she was my age and she's definitely gone down hill since then.

Edited June 30, 200818 yr by Firthy

No, but I've seen photos of her when she was my age and she's definitely gone down hill since then.

 

I sincerely hope for your sake that she doesn't ever find out that you posted that!

I sincerely hope for your sake that she doesn't ever find out that you posted that!

 

Yeah, I feel quite bad for saying it. She's still a bit of a looker, but she's definitely past her prime.

Yeah, I feel quite bad for saying it. She's still a bit of a looker, but she's definitely past her prime.

We need a picture, before we can pass comment.

You need to remember the rules.

We need a picture, before we can pass comment.

You need to remember the rules.

 

Yeah right. Have you forgotten what this thread is about?

We don't need a pic of her performing the trifecta.

But we can't possibly comment on whether she's past her prime ( as you stated) without seeing her.

We don't need a pic of her performing the trifecta.

But we can't possibly comment on whether she's past her prime ( as you stated) without seeing her.

 

I don't need your comments - she is.

 

Anyway, there's a chance I'll bring her along to a game next season and I don't want her bombarded with chants about sticking her finger up my arse.

Do you live in Little Lever ?

Do you live in Little Lever ?

 

No.