Dunno what to go as mates are going as policeman spiderman batman and robin and army guys + going into bolton afterwards.

 

Thought about the stig however would be difficult to get the helmet!

 

Any ideas and where i can get em from?

 

ta

Dunno what to go as mates are going as policeman spiderman batman and robin and army guys + going into bolton afterwards.

 

Thought about the stig however would be difficult to get the helmet!

 

Any ideas and where i can get em from?

 

ta

 

Just go along as you are..

haha

http://www.juliesfancydress.co.uk/

Is this for a "do" or are you and your mates just going to sit around and then go into town later on? Your post wasn't really specific and I'm nosey like.

You'd be asking for trouble going in town wearing a bike helmet!

 

Why don't you and a mate put on white vests, shorts, running socks, curly wig and mustache and go as 118 118?

Can't go wrong with a swastika and little tash.

I paid ?50 for a Buzz Lightyear outfit for a fancy dress party on NYE

 

then it got cancelled

 

so my advice is keep it cheap

 

a whip and a hat will suffice for Indiana Jones

 

some green paint and purple undies for the incredible hulk

 

that sort of thing

... or get a rocker wig, a drum stick and a suitably rocky t-shirt, tuck one arm in and go as the drummer out of Def Leppard.

... or get a rocker wig, a drum stick and a suitably rocky t-shirt, tuck one arm in and go as the drummer out of Def Leppard.

http://www.juliesfancydress.co.uk/

very nice people there

Borrow a labrador (pm swanny) wear a suit, shirt and tie and grow a goatee (if you can shave?) then walk round the party with your eyes shut, bumping into all and sundry..hey presto, your David Blunkett.

 

Or, borrow a wheelchair, and wheel yourself in whilst trying to chew your own ear...hey presto, Prof Hawking

 

Or, wear a checked teatowel round your nut and wrap a bedsheet round you with a pair of sandals, long false beard and a goat off widnes, hey presto, Bin Laden.

 

You just need imagination.

Cheap and cheerful option. Wrap a white bath towel round your bum & front bits, tie with a big safety pin, bob's your aunty's live in lover.

PLUS you won't need to make any toilet stops, can just piss in it all night for added authentication!

If you really really enjoy the experience, there's special clubs & websites for folk who like to do that sort of thing of a weekend, I hear. This might just change your life!

HTH!

don't go

 

say you went as the invisible man

You could always find a tramp and buy all his clothes off him for ?5 (as well as giving him some reasonably clean ones that you don't need anymore) - put on his clothes, and hey presto, you can go as a resident of Tonge Moor

Some of the best fancy dress outfits I've seen in no particular order:

 

A human shower complete with shower curtain and rubber duck.

Man dressed in a full diving suit, complete with flippers, mask and air tanks (boxing day walking down king street in Wigan)

Duff Man from the Simpsons

 

My tip especially on the ladies front is get accessories, girls go mad for them - A hat is the best bet as they always want to wear them, can't fail to get laid!

My tip especially on the ladies front is get accessories, girls go mad for them - A hat is the best bet as they always want to wear them, can't fail to get laid!

Depends what kind of lass you want to get laid by.

Depends what kind of lass you want to get laid by.

one with a hole and a pulse.

 

 

 

obviously the pulse is optional

Depends what kind of lass you want to get laid by.

Classy one's of course! Hence why Wigan is such a brilliant place

just remembered

 

seen this one a couple of times

 

dead cheap

 

and very very funny

 

alan partridge's zombie

 

 

shower cap

shower curtain for a cape

kettle flex for a tail

tungsten tip screws on end of fingers

custard creams attached to the face

 

that'll cost you next to nowt

A most amusing episode

A human shower complete with shower curtain

You are Daniel Larusso and I claim my five pounds.

You are Daniel Larusso and I claim my five pounds.

I'd completely forgot about that, fairly obvious where that inspiration came from now.

do you have access to a 'workwear' catalogue? if so, and you have a few everyday items lying around, then i suggest bananaman.

 

you will need;

 

one hooded blue overall

one pair of wellingtons (yellow)

one pair of marrigolds (yellow)

a childs 'devil horns'

1m of yellow material

one eye mask

belt optional

 

take a large bunch of bananas with you, and hand out freely to lucky ladies on the night...

 

 

it works

This halloween is gonna be rammed full of people going as heath ledgers joker, piece of piss, purple suit, shit make up.

 

Best i seen was at uni, some guy went as edward scissor hands, was ragging quality! Also seen dog the bounty hunter! Safe bra..

Edited August 14, 200818 yr by stevieb