Two nights running I've fawd asleep on the couch after my tea (baked tuna steak tonight with coriander, lime and parmesan on a bed of noodles, twas bloody good even if I say so myself).

 

Anyway, it seriously f?cks your body clock up. I had a shit shower and shave, now it feels like 6am. Come 6am tomorow I'll be fit for f?ck all.

 

Shall I tackle some ironing?

Go and paint

Two nights running I've fawd asleep on the couch after my tea (baked tuna steak tonight with coriander, lime and parmesan on a bed of noodles, twas bloody good even if I say so myself).

 

Anyway, it seriously f?cks your body clock up. I had a shit shower and shave, now it feels like 6am. Come 6am tomorow I'll be fit for f?ck all.

 

Shall I tackle some ironing?

Knock one out, you'll be asleep in no time!

Alternatively turn SSN on and watch the rotating 5 minute storyline, fcuk it's boring.......

Trespass just started on Channel 5, with Ice T and Ice Cube.

 

Get on it.

SSN is currently on, but Doris has left the clicker out of reach.

 

I have my mobile next to me.

 

There is a phone at the bedside.

 

Hmmm.

 

There has just been an advert on SSN for 'erectile disfuction'.

 

You can imagine the advertising company sat round a table wondering when best to air it.

 

Nick Jnr, breakfast time, just before Roary the Racing Car.....hhhmmm not really ethical.

 

After Corry, when the wifes teas gone down........hhhmm no, its diet food time then.

 

Got it, SSN, late on, wife in bed.........winner.

Trespass just started on Channel 5, with Ice T and Ice Cube.

 

Get on it.

Aye, it's shit film night.

 

Police Academy, Indecent Proposal, Rocky and trespass all on at roughly the same time.

There has just been an advert on SSN for 'erectile disfuction'.

 

You can imagine the advertising company sat round a table wondering when best to air it.

 

Nick Jnr, breakfast time, just before Roary the Racing Car.....hhhmmm not really ethical.

 

After Corry, when the wifes teas gone down........hhhmm no, its diet food time then.

 

Got it, SSN, late on, wife in bed.........winner.

 

that advert disturbs me

 

way that bloke looks at his wife

 

at that age too

that advert disturbs me

 

way that bloke looks at his wife

 

at that age too

 

Id shag her not that thats saying much of late...

that advert disturbs me

 

way that bloke looks at his wife

 

at that age too

 

Oi Oi! More mature folk are entitled to have it off too! You'll be one too!

Though, yes I agree, he does give her an odd look when he gets home.

There has just been an advert on SSN for 'erectile disfuction'.

 

That reminds me, is Pele now cured ?

Roary the racing car is some of the finest television currently available.

Roary the racing car is some of the finest television currently available.

 

 

nope hannana montanna.

Rooooooooooooooooooary is brilliant.

 

On Sunday, Big Chris was due a bollocking of Mr Carbureta becuase the garage was a mess. It didnt show said disciplinary, but after it, he came of out of office and said 'ooh my poor bum'.

 

I suppose you had to see it but it made me laugh.

 

On that subject, Marsha, yes or no. Dirty little minx if you ask me.

that advert disturbs me

 

way that bloke looks at his wife

 

at that age too

 

uggh, that advert is scary. theres romance in it. sick b@stards!

They should have a further version of the advert showing the pair sat on the couch watching Emmerdale, the bloke with newly fixed cock in hand, saying 'look at that love, its a f?ckin belter isnt it'.

They should have a further version of the advert showing the pair sat on the couch watching Emmerdale, the bloke with newly fixed cock in hand, saying 'look at that love, its a f?ckin belter isnt it'.

 

Couldnt they just cut the crap and have a 30 second image of a tablet with the words GET HARD,STAY HARD emblazoned underneath. I mean- why complicate things? Simple, to the point, and no sick kissy crap to look at. Advertising has just gone ridiculous. Say what it is,what it does and how much it is. Or f*ck off.

A picture of Bruce Forsythe perhaps with him saying

 

'eyup fellas, you too can have a cock like mine. One of these, half an hour before, ?3 each, and she'll be coming round the mountain in no time, jobs a good un. Good game, good game'.

 

I have just had the sickest thought. If Bruce's face is soooo wrinkly. What do his testicles look like? Its more than slightly nauseating.

Don't all bollocks, young and old, go wrinkly on the vinegars?

Yeah but i bet Bruces are like that when theyre full.

Stop it Smiffs, you're doing that thing- where you draw me into a foul discussion.

Wierdo

Don't all bollocks, young and old, go wrinkly on the vinegars?

I can't say I've done a proper examination/study. Are you telling us yours do? Do you think this shaving lark's made it more noticable?

Missus C, you know you want to get drawn in, don't be a 'ickle liar!

And now NB throws testicle grooming into the mix.

Rogue

I can't say I've done a proper examination/study. Are you telling us yours do? Do you think this shaving lark's made it more noticable?

Missus C, you know you want to get drawn in, don't be a 'ickle liar!

 

Dont tell me that when you have a pair slapping against your chin that you've never noticed them go like a pair of walnuts.

 

Call it an 'early warning device'.

Dont tell me that when you have a pair slapping against your chin that you've never noticed them go like a pair of walnuts.

 

Call it an 'early warning device'.

 

Mine tend to do the opposite and become rather more dangly

 

It does make for a more porn-style slapping noise at the moment of truth

Edited September 2, 200817 yr by Spider

Roary the racing car is some of the finest television currently available.

 

Have you seen this episode?