What the fcuk's all that about

 

I'm all for the modern man to look good and to spoil himself every now and again ie, moisterising and grooming but hair straighteners is just taking the fcuking piss, it's just not right and if anyone on here (Smiley) uses them you should come out and just accept that you're a fcuking bender

wonder if any of the blokes will admit to owning pink straighteners!!

wonder if any of the blokes will admit to owning pink straighteners!!

 

Is this one of those questions you already know the answer to?

We may be thinking of different people.. the one you're thinking of doesn't have enough hair to straighten! as for hairdryers...

wonder if any of the blokes will admit to owning pink straighteners!!

Straighteners of any colour/brand should not be sold to men unless they can prove they are a present for a woman.

That should be law!

Any bloke who uses them might as well go the whole hog and turn out in a f?ckin frock.

 

You could end up like this wonky haired arse bandit

 

Don't get me going over that Gok Wan queer again.

I could cheerfully beat him to death with a cricket bat.

Can anyone make a funny anagram out of his name?

Can anyone make a funny anagram out of his name?

go wank?

Any bloke who uses them might as well go the whole hog and turn out in a f?ckin frock.

 

You could end up like this wonky haired arse bandit

 

Looking at that c unt maybe David Icke was right

 

and we are all reptilian humanoids, the slimely bastard.

nag kow

go wank?

 

 

It's sad how much that amuses me

Looking at that c unt maybe David Icke was right

 

and we are all reptilian humanoids, the slimely bastard.

No, we're not ALL, just some, the shady ones you can't trust, you know with shifty eyes who never look at you when they're talking to you.

HTH!

Never trust a man who doesn't look you in the eye when he shakes your hand.

Never trust a man who doesn't look you in the eye when he shakes your hand.

Weak handshakes put me off folk too!

Never trust a man who doesn't look you in the eye when he shakes your hand.

 

A profound truth is that. Or look you in the eye when talking to you. Not making eye contact is a sure sign of a dishonest bastud.

Not making eye contact is a sure sign of a dishonest bastud.

Or a Reptilian?

And David Blunkett.

Weak handshakes put me off folk too!

 

Conversly a vice-like grip so their hand cracks does it.

 

Its almost like saying 'I've done your wife and she loved it'.

Conversly a vice-like grip so their hand cracks does it.

 

 

Any more than firm is excessive imho.

So's shaggin a blokes wife!

Oi wench, WTF's wrong with being 40 odd?

 

I think the clue is in the word...odd.

You just all go a 'bit funny in the head'

I think the clue is in the word...odd.

You just all go a 'bit funny in the head'

 

Us men might go a bit crackers as we get older but you flat dicks are crackers from day fcuking 1

Us men might go a bit crackers as we get older but you flat dicks are crackers from day fcuking 1

 

Possibly, but is being crackers a bad thing?

Us men might go a bit crackers as we get older but you flat dicks are crackers from day fcuking 1

 

We are certainly consistent.

Us men might go a bit crackers as we get older but you flat dicks are crackers from day fcuking 1

Well said Manny