What the fcuk's all that about

 

I'm all for the modern man to look good and to spoil himself every now and again ie, moisterising and grooming but hair straighteners is just taking the fcuking piss, it's just not right and if anyone on here (Smiley) uses them you should come out and just accept that you're a fcuking bender

What the fcuk's all that about

 

I'm all for the modern man to look good and to spoil himself every now and again ie, moisterising and grooming but hair straighteners is just taking the fcuking piss, it's just not right and if anyone on here (Smiley) uses them you should come out and just accept that you're a fcuking bender

 

 

You sicken me. What right have you to say the Afro American; Afro Caribbean or Africans generally should be forced to live a live of frizz? Wouldn't you use hair straightener?

I just wish I could have the quandry mate....!

You sicken me. What right have you to say the Afro American; Afro Caribbean or Africans generally should be forced to live a live of frizz? Wouldn't you use hair straightener?

 

Being a Halliwell lad Bolty not a fcuking chance and i know a few off here (Mr H, Smiffs, Traf) would probably love to have the option but it's just not right

You sicken me. What right have you to say the Afro American; Afro Caribbean or Africans generally should be forced to live a live of frizz? Wouldn't you use hair straightener?

I was under the impression that people with Afro hair, who want it straight, have it 'relaxed' with chemicals?

 

I do agree, guys with straighteners need to castrating. It's obvious they don't know what their balls are for!

Being a Halliwell lad Bolty not a fcuking chance and i know a few off here (Mr H, Smiffs, Traf) would probably love to have the option but it's just not right

 

Are you just narky this morning as you caught yours on your forehead and now have to explain a nasty burn mark?

Being a Halliwell lad Bolty not a fcuking chance and i know a few off here (Mr H, Smiffs, Traf) would probably love to have the option but it's just not right

 

 

I agree mate. Going a bit too far all this male grooming stuff. NB likes her blokes to have 'Brazilians'. One fooker keeps harping on about moisturiser and stuff. FFS they'll be wearing fecking nail polish next.

 

Showered or bathed daily with a good Carbolic (or Wrights Coal Tar) Soap should be good enough for anybody. Splash of cologne and deodorant around the pits and bits and t'jobs a good un.

 

This is not Crawley, it's fecking Bolton.

One fooker keeps harping on about moisturiser and stuff.

 

 

That fooker's mannyroad58!

That fooker's mannyroad58!

 

Sorry, I thought you were having a senior moment, you're at "that" age!

Some folk on here know i don't mind a bit of grooming and moisturising but fcuking straighteners are a bender thing and have no place in our society end of

 

Just picture the scene

 

I'm on the lash with the lads on Halliwell rd and we decide to leave the last orders and go to the Rag for a beer, on the way the heavens open and we get drenched, on entering the Rag we order our beer and i pull my travel straighteners out of my man bag, nip to the loo and sort out frizzy mess, i would be filled in quicker than you can say "Smiley is a bender"

Edited September 3, 200817 yr by mannyroad58

straighteners are a bender thing

surely they are the opposite to that, they're a straightening thing

Men who use straighteners, need straightening out.

 

I reckon mannyroad58 has used them in the past and this thread is just a smokescreen to see if it's safe to admit his indiscretions.

Men who use straighteners, need straightening out.

 

I reckon mannyroad58 has used them in the past and this thread is just a smokescreen to see if it's safe to admit his indiscretions.

Do you reckon he used them on his head hair or on his body hair?

Sorry, I thought you were having a senior moment, you're at "that" age!

 

...and you think I'll bite at your ageism? Not a chance sweetie. I thought you might threaten me with another leathering during your upcoming visit to Perth. I was going to ask if you'd also bring those fluffy handcuffs again.

Edited September 3, 200817 yr by bolty58

last time i saw mannyroad58 he looked like he burned bits of his hair.

 

it was like a frazzled grey colour.

Do you reckon he used them on his head hair or on his body hair?

 

I reckon both.

 

Rumour has it that he practices on one of those Girls World type things at home.

 

Right then

 

 

To my eternal shame I went through a spell of using straightemers between about 2002 and 2004. Not just any straighteners, I had the proper dogs ball's ones - my missus at the time even used to borrow 'em.

 

I'm bald now

 

Maybe it's linked

Being a sufferer of the frizz i can understand anyones compulsion to straighten it out. However- if i was a bloke id go with the microphone look or lob it all off.

I just do the microphone look, i have this fear that if i shaved all my locks off my head would be a funny shape and would be covered in scars.

If i ever get sent down that could come in handy though. I'd look double hard.

The thread is MannyRd's beard

 

But

 

I'm not ashamed to say that I use straightners on my pubes, it's the only way the 'old man' can peep through the curtains without somebody calling lilly law

 

If it wasn't for people like me, you'd all be speaking German

I agree mate. Going a bit too far all this male grooming stuff. NB likes her blokes to have 'Brazilians'. One fooker keeps harping on about moisturiser and stuff. FFS they'll be wearing fecking nail polish next.

 

Showered or bathed daily with a good Carbolic (or Wrights Coal Tar) Soap should be good enough for anybody. Splash of cologne and deodorant around the pits and bits and t'jobs a good un.

 

This is not Crawley, it's fecking Bolton.

 

 

Now, now bolty. Crawley isn't Kensington, or even Horsham for that matter. I'm sure that the drunks at the half way house down our road don't use hair strightners!

Hair straighteners. Wouldn't do it myself, but are they any worse than a Chrissy Waddle back perm, feather cuts with streaks favoured by many back in the day?

I've used hair straighteners on my armpit hairs, and gelled them too so that the stick through the fabric of my shirt. This wasn't done for a particular reason, basically curious.

 

Instead now I just shave my armpit hairs off, when they sweat I scratch my armpits and jump around like a monkey.

My friend has a bit of a rock star 'do' but has curly hair and uses straighteners. He won't use GHD's as they make his hair 'too straight'.

 

One of my mates uses hair straighteners but he gets more fanny than any of t'other lads so it must do something for the girls,

 

That said he is a filthy emo.

If I saw a man weilding straighteners it would probably put me off. I split up with my first boyfriend after meeting him in the hairdressers while he was wearing his streaking cap.