I've just had a letter through the door from a company called Convance. They want me to let them test drugs on me because I'm fat (they say potential treatment for obesity, I know what they are getting at though). I got a similar letter a few weeks ago and just dismissed it as junk mail but they have sent another saying they will pay me ?2100 for a weeks 'work' Now thats tempting

Don't forget what happened a couple of years ago when those students heads exploded they all came out of that looking like FSA

It'll just be speed!

Id ask wether this is the first time these drugs have been tested on people ( massive risks), or whether these are follow up tests to verify previous ones ( lesser risk), i would then ask what animals they were tested on previously and what side effects were noted in those trials.

You never know what side effects this may have on you long term, ?2100 isn't enough to jeopardise your health.

I've just had a letter through the door from a company called Convance. They want me to let them test drugs on me because I'm fat (they say potential treatment for obesity, I know what they are getting at though). I got a similar letter a few weeks ago and just dismissed it as junk mail but they have sent another saying they will pay me ?2100 for a weeks 'work' Now thats tempting

Out of interest, how do they no you are a little chubby? - is there a plump-list doing the rounds?

 

on the plus side, when you finish the treatment, you could buy loads of pies and beer with ?2K

Out of interest, how do they no you are a little chubby? - is there a plump-list doing the rounds?

 

on the plus side, when you finish the treatment, you could buy loads of pies and beer with ?2K

 

 

It came though on an email once and I have a program that fills out forms automatically, so I just clicked it and forgot about it.

I've just had a letter through the door from a company called Convance. They want me to let them test drugs on me because I'm fat (they say potential treatment for obesity, I know what they are getting at though). I got a similar letter a few weeks ago and just dismissed it as junk mail but they have sent another saying they will pay me ?2100 for a weeks 'work' Now thats tempting

I will do it.send me the details.Pay for my trip to Aus for the Ashes in a couple of years time. :yahoo:i

I will do it.send me the details.Pay for my trip to Aus for the Ashes in a couple of years time. if I'm not a cabbage by then from the testing

I've just had a letter through the door from a company called Convance. They want me to let them test drugs on me because I'm fat (they say potential treatment for obesity, I know what they are getting at though). I got a similar letter a few weeks ago and just dismissed it as junk mail but they have sent another saying they will pay me ?2100 for a weeks 'work' Now thats tempting

 

Put the missus on it first.

Tell her its a health farm.

 

She'll fall for it!

?2100 in the bag!**

 

 

**Oh, if the new baby comes out with 2 heads - think of the money you'll make from TV, film, books, magazines, etc, etc.

 

 

ITS A WINNER EVERY WHICH WAY YOU LOOK AT IT!

i feel left out that i aint on no fatty register. having been put on some pills regarding weight by the doctor once i would say stay well clear. they seriously fcuk with your head or turn your poo orange.

i feel left out that i aint on no fatty register. having been put on some pills regarding weight by the doctor once i would say stay well clear. they seriously fcuk with your head or turn your poo orange.

 

Would you have put up with orange poo for a week with 2 grand to wipe your arse with though?

 

I'm going to see what the results are by 5.00pm tomorrow and go with that.

 

(Its like a real life Big Brother/Truman Show)

Would you have put up with orange poo for a week with 2 grand to wipe your arse with though?

 

I'm going to see what the results are by 5.00pm tomorrow and go with that.

 

(Its like a real life Big Brother/Truman Show)

 

the orange shit is fine. its the ones that chabge the way you think (make you not feel hungry) taht are fucked up. i became a proper angry fucker on them. do you have to book a weeks holiday?

I used to know a lad who worked for Convance in Leeds - I mentioned the appealing nature of the ?600 for 3 days type thign they offered, and he told me a story about a bloke who went home and killed his dog after doing a drugs trial.

I used to know a lad who worked for Convance in Leeds - I mentioned the appealing nature of the ?600 for 3 days type thign they offered, and he told me a story about a bloke who went home and killed his dog after doing a drugs trial.

Presumably they only now test that drug on people without dogs

I've just had a letter through the door from a company called Convance. They want me to let them test drugs on me because I'm fat (they say potential treatment for obesity, I know what they are getting at though). I got a similar letter a few weeks ago and just dismissed it as junk mail but they have sent another saying they will pay me ?2100 for a weeks 'work' Now thats tempting

if it makes ya lose weight , id do it , im sick of weighing 16 fcuking stone !! :::: and could do with cash as well

Presumably they only now test that drug on people without dogs

 

Rules Swanny out of the trials then.

He'd go home and rape it before killing it!

 

 

if it makes ya lose weight , id do it , im sick of weighing 16 fcuking stone !! :::::::: and could do with cash as well

 

Fat coont!!!

Edited September 4, 200817 yr by Smiley

Fat coont!!!

 

erm... excuse me , you weigh the same as fooking me !!!

if it makes ya lose weight , id do it , im sick of weighing 16 fcuking stone !! :::::: and could do with cash as well

Im 17stone so would deffo do it,whats the worst that can happen - orange poo,kill your dog,rape a goldfish -go for it m8, 2k in your ar$e pocket no problem

Im 17stone so would deffo do it,whats the worst that can happen - orange poo,kill your dog,rape a goldfish -go for it m8, 2k in your ar$e pocket no problem

haha , its the orange poo that bothers me !!

do it soon be christmas

if it makes ya lose weight , id do it , im sick of weighing 16 fcuking stone !! :::::: and could do with cash as well

 

16 stone ragging lightweight.

lightweight.

i wish i was :::: ::::

http://www.covancecruelty.com/photos.asp

 

Hope they test the Monkeys before humans.

 

Talking of orange poo why when you have a heavy night on the guinness is you turd black and thick and yet when you drink orange or blue wicked they are normal light brown if somewhat a bit sloppy