If Your Girlfriend/boyfriend Was A Football Team...

[Breightmet Boy]

My ex would be shithousemuir

[Traf]

My ex-wife would be Wolves, I f?cking hate her.

[peebles]

Chester.

[fester58]

Chester.

 

thought you might have put blackpool, she's more front than the beach.

[peebles]

How dare you.

[Pablo]

(predictably) mine would be Everton.....I look forward to seeing them, but when I get their I wonder why the fcuk I bother.

[melbourne_white]

Neuchatel xamax - Difficult too read.