to the tune of yellow submarine

 

Verse 1

ALL OUR FANS ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

 

Chorus

ALL OUR FANS ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

 

Verse 2

ALL OUR FANS ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

 

Chorus

ALL OUR FANS ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

Take it the all includes you

Homer - absolute quality.

 

Brought a laugh and smile to my face that did!

Not being funny like but that was just 4 choruses.

 

Must try harder

to the tune of yellow submarine

 

Verse 1

HALF OUR FANS ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

 

Chorus

HALF OUR FANS ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

 

Verse 2

HALF OUR FANS ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

 

Chorus

HALF OUR FANS ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

How about making it child friendly?

 

Half our fans are a bunch of Mongalongs!

 

 

Child friendly if not Mongalong friendly!

Could really do with a middle 8, bridge or even a guitar solo to break it up a bit?

 

Hang on I think you may have bished here... have you noticed the verses and the choruses are pretty much identical?

lofty on guitar solo?

 

possibly end with a bit of a crowd surf too

In the town where I was born,

There was a team we went to see.

Known all around the world,

The mighty B..WFC.

 

But not all wanted fun,

And lets face it they're just scum.

And we can do without,

Due to what they fcuking shout.

 

HALF OUR FANS ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

It'll do for starters. Get to the printers and do 20,000 A5 copies.

WE,RE PATHETIC

WE,RE PATHETIC

WE,RE PATHETIC

WE DONT CARE

 

WE,RE PATHETIC

WE,RE PATHETIC

WE,RE PATHETIC

BUT YOU GOT GINGER HAIR (YOU HAVE TO KIND OF SQUEEZE THE LAST BIT IN)

 

 

AND JUST FOR THE MONGALONGS - ITS TO THE TUNE OF WE ARE MILLWALL - (ASK YER ELDERS)

It'll do for starters. Get to the printers and do 20,000 A5 copies.

 

 

thats being optimistic!!

In the town where I was born,

There was a team we went to see.

Known all around the world,

The mighty B..WFC.

 

But not all wanted fun,

And lets face it they're just scum.

And we can do without,

Due to what they fcuking shout.

 

HALF OUR FANS ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots, A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

HALF OUR FANS ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots, A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

 

And you know this type of fan,

Was not at Gillingham,

So surely we can say.

 

HALF OUR FANS ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots, A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

HALF OUR FANS ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots, A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

 

As we live a life of ease,

Up here in the Premier League.

We surely have forgot,

What happens if you're not.

 

HALF OUR FANS ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots, A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

HALF OUR FANS ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots, A BUNCH OF FUCKIN idiots

 

 

 

Work is pretty quiet at the moment so give me a break.

Work is pretty quiet at the moment so give me a break.

 

Which leg?

Which leg?

 

A broken leg won't stop me composing, you'd best just do both arms - better safe than sorry.