http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/200...thing-women-sex

Dont most the wimmin on here fall into that age group?

Dont most the wimmin on here fall into that age group?

 

Do you mean mucky or over 40?

Give it a few months and I'll be in that category.

Do you mean mucky or over 40?

Give it a few months and I'll be in that category.

 

do you mean mucky or over 40 ?

do you mean mucky or over 40 ?

No comment!

given she no do bum sex it's probably just her birthday

given she no do bum sex it's probably just her birthday

 

I understand that bum sex is the only option with a lady into her 40's on account of the front bum being like a hippo's yawn by then.

I understand that bum sex is the only option with a lady into her 40's on account of the front bum being like a hippo's yawn by then.

 

 

I've not had any children. Not forgetting ladies should start pelvis floor exercises at an early age!

True or false........

 

A snatch that has been cocked more times than John Waynes gun, its baggier than a normal one?

I've not had any children. Not forgetting ladies should start pelvis floor exercises at an early age!

 

It's nothing to do with that.

 

Taken from a report published in the American Medical Journal last year:

 

"On the eve of reaching the age of 40, scientists at the University of New York discovered that angels descend from the heavens and transplant a new G spot 3 inches into the lady's anus as she sleeps. Three times the size of the vaginal G spot this new erogonous zone is capable if orgasms 10 times more intense than regular ones and will have the maturing lady gushing sex wee all over her duvet. Joan Collins was mistakenly given 4 and has spent the last 35 years flooding like a burst dam."

True or false........

 

A snatch that has been cocked more times than John Waynes gun, its baggier than a normal one?

TRUE..BAGGIER THEN A CLOWN'S POCKET

Depends if its been hammered by a Revolver or a Kalashnikov

Edited February 4, 200917 yr by Bigtoe

True or false........

 

A snatch that has been cocked more times than John Waynes gun, its baggier than a normal one?

 

Happen they need to do a government backed survey on this.

True or false........

 

A snatch that has been cocked more times than John Waynes gun, its baggier than a normal one?

WHAT IF SHE'S IN TO FISTING SHE MUST HAVE SOME HOLE ON HER

.I thought this was a thread about Stoke hooligans

.I thought this was a thread about Stoke hooligans

 

Well they're c'unts too.