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Green Street.... Last Night

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fucking shit

Not a Patch on The Football Factory! looking forward to when the remake of The Firm is out

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fucking shit

 

Yeah i reckon you're in the majority there, too far fetched for my liking.

I watched the last hour to remind myself how shit it is

 

Bet the yanks loved it though

In the top right corner of your screen is a search facility. If you type in "Green Street" it'll bring up all the occasions that the film has been discussed, often at length. JSL

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In the top right corner of your screen is a search facility. If you type in "Green Street" it'll bring up all the occasions that the film has been discussed, often at length. JSL

 

Oh right, thanks!

In the top right corner of your screen is a search facility. If you type in "Green Street" it'll bring up all the occasions that the film has been discussed, often at length. JSL

 

Now Michael, that's no way to talk to one of our newer members

 

And for the record, whilst it was miles of reality, I thought the film itself was ok

Now Michael, that's no way to talk to one of our newer members

 

And for the record, whilst it was miles of reality, I thought the film itself was ok

 

You have me all wrong. I merely point out that, had she availed herself of the search facility, she could have avoided the necessity of her post. I sometimes wonder if people start a new topic just for the sake of et.

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Now Michael, that's no way to talk to one of our newer members

 

And for the record, whilst it was miles of reality, I thought the film itself was ok

 

I took it the way he meant it, no worries :)

Wait until Green Street 2 comes out.

 

Gandalf goes on a European Tour.

I thought it was good

 

but then I dont pretend to be a hooligan :roll:

apparently there's going to be a football hooligan storyline on hollyoaks.

will be interesting to see how mis-informed they are, and to see if they just copy green street!

They're hardly going to put in the end credits, "Consultant Football Hooligan - <Insert name here>" are they?

Yeah i reckon you're in the majority there, too far fetched for my liking.

 

Dont think it was too far fetched.

 

Football fans fighting other football fans ?

 

More the storyline that was shite.

well ive just watched cass

 

wasting 2 hours at my time of life is very disappointing

well ive just watched cass

 

wasting 2 hours at my time of life is very disappointing

 

 

Agreed. The Mamas and the Papas were almost as boring as The Carpenters.

apparently there's going to be a football hooligan storyline on hollyoaks.

Well do you remember this long out of print classic?

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Excerpt:

" I remember one day back in the mid 70s. We were up for a BAFTA and a few of us went down to the smoke for the event. Fortunately, Ray Langton had been tipped the wink that some of those ćunts from Crossroads were up to no good, so we made sure we were tooled up. Emily Bishop and Minnie Caldwell were both carrying blades; Betty had pepper spray secreted in a hot pot base; Eddie Yates and Stan Ogden had a couple of baseball bats between them and Len had a spare pair of waterwings - "in case he got lucky". Yeh, we thought it was odd too, but we didn't know he was a nonce back then.

Anyhow, we get to television centre when wallpop! Out of the blue the Blue Peter mob piled in. Summat about how we fućked their garden over or summat. Anyhow, before we knew it Percy fućking Thrower lamps Stan with his fućking shovel and Valerie Singleton's there shoving a broken bottle into Emily's face! Fortunately, right at that moment the Emmerdale crew turned up; now they might be Yorkshire ćunts, but when push comes to shove the unwritten rule is that northern soaps stick together. We mullered them. Half of Noaksey's teeth ended up flying over Shepherds Bush Green and Peter Purves was pissing blood for a week.

"Result!!" we thought. But we'd spoke too soon. We'd taken our eye off the ball and forgotten about the Crossroads mob. Fućking brummie ćunts steamed in just as we were celebrating. Top boy Noele Gorden lead the charge - and we were fućked. Last thing I remember as I passed out was Benny putting the boot in to Albert Tatlock. Poor old ćunt never was the same again..."

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go to bed you mad fcuker

go to bed you mad fcuker

aye, but they're all at it now:

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"Norwich were playing away at Plymouth and so we couldn't resist the chance to do over that ćunt Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall. We got to River Cottage early doors, but his lot were nowhere to be seen. So we set fire to his herb garden, chucked his pig in the river and then as a parting shot I shat in his microwave, before leaving a message on his answerphone claiming a result and off we went. Mind you, we regretted it later when he turned up our manor tooled up with Gary Rhodes and that ćunt who used to be the Galloping Gourmet...."

Graham Kerr. Not that you being unable to recall his name detracts from your insane ramblings! 8P

Wait until Green Street 2 comes out.

 

Gandalf goes on a European Tour.

Its already out on DVD, watched it the other day. Garbage! Its set in prison, and follows three West Ham fans getting twatted by Millwall, Chelsea etc Awful film.

Graham Kerr. Not that you being unable to recall his name detracts from your insane ramblings! 8P

They're all it now:

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"So naturally I think to myself job's a good 'un. Turns out on the third day he only goes and fućking rises again. Shat me fućking toga when they told me. I knew he'd be on the warpath and sure enough he turned up mob handed; must have been about a dozen of them jumped us coming out of the Calvary Arms. We were well outnumbered, specially since that slag Judas had gone awol. I reckoned he grassed us up, the ćunt. Barabbas got seven shades of shit kicked out of him; God knows how I got out in one piece. Actually, if His son had connected with that lance he'd knicked, I wouldn't have done..."

aye, but they're all at it now:

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"Norwich were playing away at Plymouth and so we couldn't resist the chance to do over that ćunt Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall. We got to River Cottage early doors, but his lot were nowhere to be seen. So we set fire to his herb garden, chucked his pig in the river and then as a parting shot I shat in his microwave, before leaving a message on his answerphone claiming a result and off we went. Mind you, we regretted it later when he turned up our manor tooled up with Gary Rhodes and that ćunt who used to be the Galloping Gourmet...."

 

:rofl: :rofl:

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