On his way out?

 

0 - 3 down already in't first set

 

 

Skirt wearing cock

4-0 get a good hiding so far

On his way out?

 

0 - 3 down already in't first set

 

 

Skirt wearing cock

 

0-4 now could well be bye bye

he might drop the set, but will still win

 

come on Andy

Jock down 1 set to nil, lost 6-2

C'MON TIM !

one apiece now

one apiece now

 

He win win,break up now,just flicked over during half time,

 

not arsed if he wins or not,tbh

Either our Doris is getting fucked ragged in the front room or its a tight game.

Either our Doris is getting fucked ragged in the front room or its a tight game.

 

If she's sat with a tennis racket (sic) I'd leave her to it.

his mrs is an absolute darling

his mrs is an absolute darling

 

Abso-f?ckin'-lutely!

c'mon you fukin kraut, get your act together

 

 

 

 

and i bet his missus is with him for the looks too

That Swiss chappie; Ferguson's basterd Swiss son?

Abso-f?ckin'-lutely!

 

Aye and what she doing with that ugly jock

Aye and what she doing with that ugly jock

 

Ugly and incredibly dull sounding. Maybe he's got a really big todger!

I cant believe I'm missing africanwatch for this shite sport

Ugly and incredibly dull sounding. Maybe he's got a really big todger!

More like a big wallet. Not that I'm in any way sick with envy.

I cant believe I'm missing africanwatch for this shite sport

 

What channel and is it x rated?

I cant believe I'm missing africanwatch for this shite sport

 

I'd describe it more as an homoerotic S&M session.

 

It's pathetic.

There's still plenty of ooohhs, ahhhhhs, and yes yes yes coming from the front room.

 

Maybe I should see if theres someone else in there. Its been going on for at least 2 hours. Not even I can last that long, and I can breathe through my ears.

 

On the other hand Discovery Science is quite interesting so fuck it.

Murray and his Mrs have just bought a house together

 

5.5 million

 

I wonder how much of the deposit she paid

his mrs is an absolute darling

 

I'd do her from behind with a St. George's cross sticking out of her chimney I suppose.

Murray and his Mrs have just bought a house together

 

5.5 million

 

I wonder how much of the deposit she paid

 

About a mouthful

I wonder what kind of a deposit did she receive